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A colossal vessel used by historical mythical Doge figure Siggy Le Doge, in his Empiric Conquests of inquisitions, territorial dispute of love, land, money, and power. The Wongus is the most powerful tool Siggy Le Doge had at his disposal, and was known to destroy all who gazed upon its god-like glory.
The *WONGUS* had immense Powah. As soon as the cities eyes were exposed, their eyes melted to the base of their skull.
Wongus by DogeBob December 1, 2021
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Wongus is a monkey that has fled from its owner and has bathed in a hot spring, to later find its gorilla father then its father gets killed by a huge gorilla called king coupon. you can recognize a Wongus by its normal sound " alialiaaaaaa"
I wonder if that monkey is a Wongus.
Wongus by Lord Bergvall69 January 17, 2019

Wumbo Wongus 

A Wumbo Wongus is someone who has a small dick.
This word is the opposite of a Dumbo Dongus which means a large dick.
If someone says you have a wumbo wongus, your life is over.
Person: how was the date?
Person2: aww it was ok he had a Wumbo Wongus though soooo.....
Person: Oh I feel you, maybe you'd like to see my Dumbo [Dongus?} :)
Person2: omg yes ;D

Bingus Wongus

The Bingus Wongus is the ruler of all apes
Bingus Wongus by HotMenLikeGage69 January 19, 2022

Bongus Wongus 

A very shocking or epic thing, an expression of shock of being flabbergasted
Bro that trick was so bongus wongus
Bongus Wongus by MrWompWomp May 12, 2024
A Wogussy is a type of humanized Pumpkin Porn.
Damn this wogussy is hot, my mouth is dripping.

wangus erectus 

erectus an upright man with two legs
wangus; his third.

aka. a green male dinosaur who has spikes along his backbone, badass tattooed on his ass and a huge wang.
male drops his pants.
female stares at wangus erectus.
wangus erectus by sarahmae September 29, 2007
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