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wongu water
a drink made of vodka, champagne, grapefruit juice, OJ, and soda water, that was inspired by the word wongu (an act of T9 text betrayal) that is sure to make you blackout and vomit if you have too much.
wongu water by vennifer September 28, 2009
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kolten wong'd
To get picked off or caught doing something stupid, referencing how Kolten Wong got picked off to end game 4 of the 2013 world series.
Bill: Mrs. Smith is such an ass, i hate her so much.
Mrs: Smith: excuse me?
Larry: man you just got Kolten Wong'd!
Mrs: Smith: excuse me?
Larry: man you just got Kolten Wong'd!
kolten wong'd by BobbyV22 March 8, 2014
wongway
wongway by jonesberger October 7, 2018
wong shitheng
A name given to a girl who has pretty but smelly feet. Girls with this name are attracted by most of guys.
wong shitheng by Celest98 June 4, 2022
Dominic Wong
A chinese guy from the west midlands. Unordinarily tall, extremely handsome and funny, has the power, skill and prowess to beat most the people on the planet. The guy also has an extraordinarily large penis for an asian (2.3 inches) which just makes him even more amazing.
also pulls all the girls
also pulls all the girls
Dominic Wong by jun.1g June 1, 2020
Wonjuba
1- his wonjuba wasn't big enough to stay in here
2- let your wonjuba guide you!
3- wow shelly, you have a big wonjuba
2- let your wonjuba guide you!
3- wow shelly, you have a big wonjuba
Wonjuba by WrathX999/Chimpo January 29, 2005
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square grouper
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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