Wongnig

A short and confused asain wannabe rapper who wears baggy clothes and does not act his true age. He who also beleives he is of the African American race and thinks he is cool, but looks quite ridiculous.

Matt: That kid is such a Wongnig, he has no idea of true image.

Nick: Yea man, he should really stop that, He cant rap.

Wongnig by Cody Yanagihara November 10, 2006

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wonging

To cock slap a person while said person is on the ground.

It's derived from a kid from California who was kicked out of high school for sexual harassment. His last name was Wong. He was kicked out for sexually harassing girls.

One day during P.E. one kid was running and tripped. He fell to the ground. Wong came up to him, pulled out his cock, and cock slapped him. So "to wong someone" means to cock slap a person while that person is on the ground.

James ran and slipped, so Kenny took advantage of the situation and started wonging him. James was scarred for life, Kenny got suspended.

wonging by ilovectyandilovepassionfruit June 30, 2009