A word meaning to not care profoundly about anything, and just having a hell of a time not caring what anyone says or thinks of you. Also the song that won Kes $2,000,000 in the 2011 Soca Monarch competition.
Right now ah jus wotless, and I don't really careless, my girlfriend she go get vex, my family go send text.
To perform an act of sheer stupidity to entertain and enlighten one's inner self, or that of a voyeur to the act.
Pouring a bottle of carlsberg over your head, when nobody is consciously watching you, purely for your own entertainment is truly wotless.
10 lads launching themselves off a stage and into a wall at speeds in excess of 8 mph, landing in a heap on the floor, to their own delight is also truly wotless.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!