Wotless 

A word meaning to not care profoundly about anything, and just having a hell of a time not caring what anyone says or thinks of you. Also the song that won Kes $2,000,000 in the 2011 Soca Monarch competition.

Right now ah jus wotless, and I don't really careless, my girlfriend she go get vex, my family go send text.

Wotless by SocaMonsta March 20, 2011

Wotless 

Right now I just wotless I don’t even care yes

A person who do not care and just trying to have a good time

See da man he wotless 🇹🇹

Wotless by Josiah_HYG September 3, 2019

wotless 

Jamaican colloquialism, patois: meaning stupid or clueless

De bway wotless, see im a run go (See the stupid boy is running away)

wotless by Irma Expat July 9, 2006

wotless 

To perform an act of sheer stupidity to entertain and enlighten one's inner self, or that of a voyeur to the act.

Pouring a bottle of carlsberg over your head, when nobody is consciously watching you, purely for your own entertainment is truly wotless.

10 lads launching themselves off a stage and into a wall at speeds in excess of 8 mph, landing in a heap on the floor, to their own delight is also truly wotless.

wotless by The Bailiff and Bushtucker November 28, 2005

Witless Dishcloth 

'Witless Dishcloth' is a derogatory term used to insult someone when they are being obnoxious and time-wasting. This phrase was coined by James May on the first episode of season three of the Amazon Prime Exclusive and Original, The Grand Tour.

1st example (origin): I just wanna say, Hammond, you witless dishcloth!
2nd example: Patrick, are you repeating Year 11 at school? Dale asked
Patrick: Dale, I DON'T wanna talk about it mate. Alright?!? Just give it up moiiiite.
Dale: Oi dickhead, just fuckin tell me yeh?
Patrick: Just blud off, blud! Alright?!!
Dale: Oh Partick you fuckin witless dishcloth, just get the rest of the business notes down on the google doc dickhead.

Witless Dishcloth by dalespelman2 September 23, 2019

wokless 

-worthless-
this word has been used in jamaica for years

"rasta john is one wokless good fi nothing"

wokless by rasta dread February 21, 2005

witless fucking cocksplat 

a funny Fuckface von Clownstick insult coined by the Scots. others include incompressible jizzvon Clownsticket, Mangled apricot hellbeast, and others

used by brexit scotland when fuckface von clownstick was visiting scotland.they were calling him a witless fucking cocksplat

witless fucking cocksplat by curtis450 September 7, 2017