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Wotless

A word meaning to not care profoundly about anything, and just having a hell of a time not caring what anyone says or thinks of you. Also the song that won Kes $2,000,000 in the 2011 Soca Monarch competition.
Right now ah jus wotless, and I don't really careless, my girlfriend she go get vex, my family go send text.
by SocaMonsta March 20, 2011
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Wotless

Right now I just wotless I don’t even care yes

A person who do not care and just trying to have a good time
See da man he wotless 🇹🇹
by Josiah_HYG September 3, 2019
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wotless

Jamaican colloquialism, patois: meaning stupid or clueless
De bway wotless, see im a run go (See the stupid boy is running away)
by Irma Expat July 9, 2006
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wotless

To perform an act of sheer stupidity to entertain and enlighten one's inner self, or that of a voyeur to the act.
Pouring a bottle of carlsberg over your head, when nobody is consciously watching you, purely for your own entertainment is truly wotless.

10 lads launching themselves off a stage and into a wall at speeds in excess of 8 mph, landing in a heap on the floor, to their own delight is also truly wotless.
by The Bailiff and Bushtucker November 28, 2005
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Witless Dishcloth

'Witless Dishcloth' is a derogatory term used to insult someone when they are being obnoxious and time-wasting. This phrase was coined by James May on the first episode of season three of the Amazon Prime Exclusive and Original, The Grand Tour.
1st example (origin): I just wanna say, Hammond, you witless dishcloth!
2nd example: Patrick, are you repeating Year 11 at school? Dale asked
Patrick: Dale, I DON'T wanna talk about it mate. Alright?!? Just give it up moiiiite.
Dale: Oi dickhead, just fuckin tell me yeh?
Patrick: Just blud off, blud! Alright?!!
Dale: Oh Partick you fuckin witless dishcloth, just get the rest of the business notes down on the google doc dickhead.
by dalespelman2 September 23, 2019
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wokless

-worthless-
this word has been used in jamaica for years
"rasta john is one wokless good fi nothing"
by rasta dread February 21, 2005
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witless fucking cocksplat

a funny Fuckface von Clownstick insult coined by the Scots. others include incompressible jizzvon Clownsticket, Mangled apricot hellbeast, and others
used by brexit scotland when fuckface von clownstick was visiting scotland.they were calling him a witless fucking cocksplat
by curtis450 September 7, 2017
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