an eiffel tower in which one party is not sexually attracted to the gender of at least one of the parties they are having sex with. (For this definition the two parties that are only high-fiving one another do not count as having sex. Thus a standard eiffel tower does not count.)

Hey Matt, you straight guy, do you want to wiffel tower that girl over there with me, a gay guy?

wiffel tower by runforcover August 23, 2011

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wiffeldorfer

a wiffeldorfer is any man that sniffs a womans bicycle seat, regardless of the size of the woman.

did you see that wiffeldorfer smelling that huffy seat?

wiffeldorfer by Huge hammer69 March 8, 2010

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Waffeler

some one who steals waffles

" I AM! THE WAFFELER"
" DAMN THAT WAFFELER DID IT AGAIN! stole my damn waffles "

Waffeler by Alison cloud October 16, 2008

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