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Very large and erect penis. Usually very veiny and intimidating at first sight.
Marzo: Dude, I heard you were enjoy a Woffel yesterday
Chad: Yes, Marzo, that is true. I love me some Woffel
Woffel by LockDrop9123819 February 27, 2011
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WOFFEL STUMP 

"I had a good woffel stump last night"
WOFFEL STUMP by cacadiarehia September 21, 2020
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"Waffelo" is cool waffle boy.
Waffelo
Waffelo by Zeleniak August 6, 2018
The act of going to a venue which can be used for flexible working.

Derived from wi-fi, work and coffee - woffee
Let's go for a woffee
woffee by swif July 18, 2012

wiffel tower 

an eiffel tower in which one party is not sexually attracted to the gender of at least one of the parties they are having sex with. (For this definition the two parties that are only high-fiving one another do not count as having sex. Thus a standard eiffel tower does not count.)
Hey Matt, you straight guy, do you want to wiffel tower that girl over there with me, a gay guy?
wiffel tower by runforcover August 23, 2011

wiffeldorfer 

a wiffeldorfer is any man that sniffs a womans bicycle seat, regardless of the size of the woman.
did you see that wiffeldorfer smelling that huffy seat?
wiffeldorfer by Huge hammer69 March 8, 2010
some one who steals waffles
" I AM! THE WAFFELER"
" DAMN THAT WAFFELER DID IT AGAIN! stole my damn waffles "
Waffeler by Alison cloud October 16, 2008
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026
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