An act in which three partners (2 girls 1 guy) engage in a sexual activity. In said activity the guy has sexual intercourse (vaginal or anal) with girl A proceeding to ejaculate inside of her. Girl A then proceeds to stand over girl B (whilst girl B opens up either her vagina or anus) and girl A release the "wiffleball" into girl B.

Brian- Dude, I hooked up Susan and Naomi last night.

Justin- Were they Tossing the Wiffleball?

Brian- Of course

Justin- Your sick

Brian- I know

Tossing The Wiffleball by The Tossking March 7, 2010

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Wiffleball bat

A slang term for a penis. This was invented by many rappers/hip-hop artists throughout music history. It is usually used in the context "beat her with a wiffleball bat." or other variants such as "brought my wiffleball bat."

Girlfreind "Hey, wanna come over?"

Guy "I'll bring my wiffleball bat."

Or this:

Girl "I can't believe you cheated on me! Were over! "

Guy "I'll beat you with my wiffleball bat, bitch!"

Wiffleball bat by Gangsta254 December 3, 2009

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Fairfax Wiffleball

A club that was created at Fairfax High School in 2009. The Fairfax Wiffleball club was filled with so many elite wiffleball players that it sparked the actual term Fairfax Wiffleball, which refers to an elite wiffleball league. It can also be used as Fairfax Wiffleballer which means an elite player or an all-star wiffleball player. The term can be traced back to it's three genious creators.

Kevin: Hey are you joining Fairfax Wiffleball?

Chris: Hell yeah that jaint is sick!

Alex: Why wouldn't you join it? It's stacked with wiffleballers.

Fairfax Wiffleball by OfficialWiffleball November 14, 2009

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Maryland Wiffleball Bat

inserting a wifflebat into your friends anus, then proceeding to go crazy while going in and out then proceeding to jizz, throw up, and piss on the bat. After all that, you feed it to them

Person 1: "Look Cole fell asleep"

Person 2: "Im gonna give him a maryland wiffleball bat"

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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