DEF 1 - The delectable mixture of white hot chocolate with a regular sized black coffee, available in extended sizes.

DEF 2 - The bastard child of your affirmative action mailman and...your mom.

DEF 1 - "Parker. Get me a woffee. 3 quarter white hot, 1 quarter coffee."

DEF 2 - "Don't make fun of Jeremy Fisher, it's not his fault his dad is Negro."

woffee by Brenly May 19, 2008

Related Words

woffee • woffeed • Woffer • woffle • Woffed • Woffel • Woffelball • Woffeling • woffelpuss • WOFFEL STUMP

woffle

-To talk endlessly
-A title

-geez he woffles alot
-I am Lord Woffle

woffle by Lord Woffle II November 9, 2004

ROFFLE WOFFLE

the laughing of a waffle., OR a giant laughing waffle that eats people.

Dude 1: ROFFLE WOFFLE BEHIND YOU!
Dude 2: What?
Dude 1: OMG ITS OPENING ITS MOUTH TO EAT YOU
Dude 2: That's baloney sandwich ILL EAT YOU FOR CHOW!
ROFFLE WOFFLE: U DAI /\/oW /\/00B
Dude 1: Laughs while Dude 2 gets eaten.
"ROFFLE WOFFLE EATS Dude 1"
Dude 1: DUDE!

ROFFLE WOFFLE by PLB666 April 30, 2009

Wolfee

is a person that cares deeply about others. You will often see them in churches. They share a love of coffee and tea. Once you meet them you will know that they can be trusted with anything, they have your best interest at heart. They are people who will point out God's love not judgement or condemnation.

I met a Wolfee the other day and shared some stuff that I have never told anyone else. He/she totally understood and helped me see that I was not alone. I know that God also loves me greatly.

Wolfee by alexeyfyodor February 3, 2010

Wolfee Wolfster

A pretty princess dedicated to glitter, sparkles, and anything you can make with cupcakes and rainbows.

That sparkly nailpolish is so wolfee wolfster!

Wolfee Wolfster by glitter freak 67 October 15, 2011

Woffel

Very large and erect penis. Usually very veiny and intimidating at first sight.

Marzo: Dude, I heard you were enjoy a Woffel yesterday
Chad: Yes, Marzo, that is true. I love me some Woffel

Woffel by LockDrop9123819 February 27, 2011

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026