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when you are sad

when you are thinking of a teacher that makes you do a lot of homework and that is hot
and it is when you think someone is hotter then you
hey man you are really woffely
woffely by Penguina82938928 January 16, 2021
Words you can keep
Very large and erect penis. Usually very veiny and intimidating at first sight.
Marzo: Dude, I heard you were enjoy a Woffel yesterday
Chad: Yes, Marzo, that is true. I love me some Woffel
Woffel by LockDrop9123819 February 27, 2011
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Woffelball

A game where you put a ping pong in your vagina and shoot the ball out and see who's goes farthest
Don't forget to put your name on your ping pong ball before we play woffelball.
When someone is talking nonsense and a certain someone is saying sum racist ting
Fam dis guy woffeling about how fortnite is still popular
Woffeling by Eatthatpussy122 December 19, 2019

woffelpuss

Wofflepuss- the sad smell of an old pussy or a stale vagina thats been under the same cotton blend for some time. Usually used to describe white people or people of color with same snoddy intentions as whites.
Bro! Grandma in red over there is looking bomb af,

Ehhfff you nasty Woffelpuss eating mother f$&@
woffelpuss by ThizzleBear July 13, 2018

WOFFEL STUMP 

"I had a good woffel stump last night"
WOFFEL STUMP by cacadiarehia September 21, 2020
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scruples; to have manners;

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WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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