wodging
John is wodging again!
wodging by solihullslim April 15, 2004
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wonging
To cock slap a person while said person is on the ground.
It's derived from a kid from California who was kicked out of high school for sexual harassment. His last name was Wong. He was kicked out for sexually harassing girls.
One day during P.E. one kid was running and tripped. He fell to the ground. Wong came up to him, pulled out his cock, and cock slapped him. So "to wong someone" means to cock slap a person while that person is on the ground.
It's derived from a kid from California who was kicked out of high school for sexual harassment. His last name was Wong. He was kicked out for sexually harassing girls.
One day during P.E. one kid was running and tripped. He fell to the ground. Wong came up to him, pulled out his cock, and cock slapped him. So "to wong someone" means to cock slap a person while that person is on the ground.
James ran and slipped, so Kenny took advantage of the situation and started wonging him. James was scarred for life, Kenny got suspended.
wonging by ilovectyandilovepassionfruit June 30, 2009
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Wadging
A “Wadge” /Wad-ge/ A fishing buddy that likes to cast right beside you when you get a bite. Or drops in your hole when your not looking
“Wadging” /Wad-ging/ The act of casting right in to your buddy’s spot. Or stealing one of his holes. Before or after he casts. Or ever right after your buddy misses a fish.
Quit Wadging In on my spot.
“Wadged” /Wad-ged/ the dirty act of catching the fish your buddy just missed. You Wadged him.
I just missed that fish on a short strike. And you went and Wadged it right before I could cast again/drop back down.
The term was first coined in the summer of 2017. On a fishing trip with A good buddy and the original “Wadger”.
“Wadging” /Wad-ging/ The act of casting right in to your buddy’s spot. Or stealing one of his holes. Before or after he casts. Or ever right after your buddy misses a fish.
Quit Wadging In on my spot.
“Wadged” /Wad-ged/ the dirty act of catching the fish your buddy just missed. You Wadged him.
I just missed that fish on a short strike. And you went and Wadged it right before I could cast again/drop back down.
The term was first coined in the summer of 2017. On a fishing trip with A good buddy and the original “Wadger”.
Wadging by 613 fishing May 3, 2018
wonging
cushion-wedging
cushion-wedging by dave. The Man February 3, 2007
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faye wonging
Boy: Where were you? I thought you were ready 5 minutes ago?
Girl: Sorry, California Dreamin’ came on and I started Faye Wonging.
Girl: Sorry, California Dreamin’ came on and I started Faye Wonging.
faye wonging by pixiepix March 18, 2021
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