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wonging
To cock slap a person while said person is on the ground.
It's derived from a kid from California who was kicked out of high school for sexual harassment. His last name was Wong. He was kicked out for sexually harassing girls.
One day during P.E. one kid was running and tripped. He fell to the ground. Wong came up to him, pulled out his cock, and cock slapped him. So "to wong someone" means to cock slap a person while that person is on the ground.
It's derived from a kid from California who was kicked out of high school for sexual harassment. His last name was Wong. He was kicked out for sexually harassing girls.
One day during P.E. one kid was running and tripped. He fell to the ground. Wong came up to him, pulled out his cock, and cock slapped him. So "to wong someone" means to cock slap a person while that person is on the ground.
James ran and slipped, so Kenny took advantage of the situation and started wonging him. James was scarred for life, Kenny got suspended.
wonging by ilovectyandilovepassionfruit June 30, 2009
Woojing
Woojing, (verb- To wooj)
It's a verb that means you are doing everything before it's due, acing your tests, and be impressively good in biology. It can also mean that you are very sarcastic in times, and that you like animals such as ducks.
It's a verb that means you are doing everything before it's due, acing your tests, and be impressively good in biology. It can also mean that you are very sarcastic in times, and that you like animals such as ducks.
Woojing by Peritoneum January 19, 2022
wooing
Person One: So i hear you asked out Lexie.
Person Two: Oh hell yes, i was wooing her from the start!
Person Two: Oh hell yes, i was wooing her from the start!
wooing by feliciakathleen May 24, 2011
Woofing-cough
Definition:
Woofing-cough occurs when a human is sleeping and a dog rears its anus and farts in ones mouth...
Woofing-cough occurs when a human is sleeping and a dog rears its anus and farts in ones mouth...
What's it called when a dog farts in your mouth?
While laying next to my wonderful rescue dog, he spun and farted in my mouth giving me a woofing-cough
While laying next to my wonderful rescue dog, he spun and farted in my mouth giving me a woofing-cough
Woofing-cough by DLPrincess May 26, 2018
It's Wooting Time.
"It's Wooting Time." is used when an osu! player uses a Wooting keyboard to stream a high amount of bpm. They do this using the feature 'Rapid Trigger' which Wooting has made specifically for their keyboards.
It's Wooting Time. by MaybePillow July 14, 2023
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