wodding

masturbating while watching images of World of Dance, especially with teen and preteen contestants.

I don't trust that guy, I think he's wodding on youtube video's.

by Daanweb November 6, 2011

Wordington

Wordington as a noun is a city that only exists in the minds of people that inhabit it.

Wordington as an adjective is used to describe things that would be found inside of Wordington, generally the worst possible thing.
Wordington residents also have a deep instinct desire to see black men twerking (thug-shaker) by nature.
Every self respecting Wordington citizen agrees that having “Wordington” in your Reddit username is unfunny as fuck and gets you deported to Retardington.

“Bro my sister is a neo-nazi”

“Average Wordington resident”

by JohnSwagma November 13, 2022

Wedding Hangover

Term used by modern photographers to describe the exhausted and achy feeling felt the day after shooting a long wedding.

Symptoms include but are not limited to aching feet, fatigue, sore back, neck, and shoulder muscles from carrying heavy gear, and heachaches from dehydration and stress.

"I'm definitely feeling the wedding hangover today!"

by Studio222 Photography December 15, 2008

Elvish Wedding

A euphemism for sex. So named because in Lord of the Rings, after elves get married they have sex.

I heard noises coming from Sara and Tony's room, then realised they were having an Elvish Wedding. Opening the door, I saw them going at it like animals.

by Amalja May 26, 2011

Monkey's Wedding

When it's raining and sunny out at the same time, it's known as a Monkey's Wedding. Unrelated to Monkey's Uncle.

A monkey's wedding is amazing. I want to go.

by Yates Fan 4 Life August 20, 2011

tennessee wedding

The act of one , usually a gay male, farting in each other’s mouth which constitutes marriage in the south, for example , a Tennessee wedding

You fart in my mouth and I’ll fart in yours......that means we’re married. That’s a Tennessee wedding.

by Fez and southern lover February 18, 2020

woldingham school

this is the school for the posh girls of london whose parents wanted to send out into the green hills of surrey and boast to their friends about their beautiful daughters attending britain’s leading girls boarding school. However the woldingham girls tend to spend daddy’s money on baccy pouches and novos. they spend their days in either wandsworth common or covent garden. woldingham girls will also deny that they are torys and say that they actually come from ‘a very labour family’

you go to woldingham you must be so posh aha

na g i ain’t posh i may go wold but i’m bare different uno

ah she’s such a woldingham school girl

by anonymous November 8, 2020