Wodge

An alternate enunciation for the act of taking charge of a post, typically used as an excuse to not attend an event.

I cannot go to grandpa's funeral. I got wodge.

by Tacet Sparks December 01, 2021

Wodge

Monetary slang, similar in usage to "wedge"

You get that job?

Yeah, gonna get a fair bit of wodge from it too.

by garythecheese May 20, 2020

wodge

(n.)

An overlarge or ungainly slice or hunk of something, esp. food. From the Sylvia Plath novel "The Bell Jar." Believed to be derived from "wedge," n.

Hey Momma, serve me up another wodge of your delicious pecan pie!

by Amos the Puppyfucker May 23, 2009

wodging

Actively avoiding work, whilst trying to look busy.

See also Wodge

John is wodging again!

by solihullslim April 15, 2004

wodge

noun, a large armount. Like a wedge but rounder.

He showed me a big wodge of tenners.

by el foo November 01, 2006

wodge

another name for the penis.

" god! his 'wodge' is huge ! "

by tizmekatheeaturewindow April 11, 2004

wodge

It's short for Vagina, pronounced as if you were a horny German exchange student.

Jah, I could love to touch her on her wodgina.

You want to touch her wodge?

Jah, very much. You care for sausage and beer now?

by Almighty Tin July 22, 2004