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wizzaculate 

The act of attempting to wizz when you have a full tank of semen and instead of urine coming out of your penis the flow is interrupted by ejaculate.
After not getting any for a month, Tim went to urinate and was surprised to wizzaculate all over the ivory throne.
wizzaculate by FrancisFerdinand September 29, 2009
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your a wizzard hary 

You're a wizard Harry.

I'm a... WHAT?!

Harry, you're a wizard.

I'm a what?!

A wizard, Harry.

I'm a WIZARD?!

Yes Harry, you're a wizard.

But I'm just Harry.

Well, "Just Harry", you're a wizard.

But I'm just Harry!

No, "Just Harry", you - are a wizard!

Listen here Hagrid I'm just Harry!

NO! Harry, you are a wizard!

I'm not a wizard, Hagrid, I'm just Harry!

Listen Harry, you are a wizard!

No Hagrid, I'm just Harry!

Harry, for god's sake, you are a wizard!

A WIZARD?! I'm just Harry!

Nooo, "Just Harry"! You're a wizard.

I'm not a wizard, Hagrid, I'm just Harry.

Noooooo. Just Harry. You are a wizard.

I'm not a wizard, Hagrid!

HARRY, you are a wizard!

Listen here Hagrid you FAT OAF! I'm not a FUCKING WIZARD!

For god's sake Harry, what is with this language?! You're a FUCKING WIZARD.
your a wizzard hary, im a what
Rubbish, not very good, utter crap, formed from the Snoop way of adding 'izz' to words for no particular reason - was originally 'wank'
Hey Jim what do you think of my new car?

Not impressed mate, it's a pile of old wizzank
wizzank by Russ T Bitz October 22, 2008
adj. lacking physical strength, feeble, inferior, without a backbone, queer, lacking intelligence or common sense, sensitive, likes poetry and fabric stores, likes to shop, cheap, scared, timid, shy, girlish, lacking skill, afraid to bid two, never bid five and won, cheats at pitch.
John: Rob got his ass kicked by Lauber.

The Pitch Master: I believe it, Rob's shit is so wizzeak.
wizzeak by The Pitch Master September 3, 2008

Frank Wizza 

Frank Wizza implies that one is speaking of the great rapper, Christopher "BiggieSmalls" Wallace. "Biggie" selected this allegory of being the "King of New York" (Popular film starring Laurence Fishburn and Christopher Walken. Walken's character,(Frank White) became the most powerful figure among Notorious, underworld, drug dealers. Ie., A force to be reckoned with.
"Frank Wizza...far from soft or fragilla...play hard like Reggie Miller....rapper slash dope dealer slash go rilla slash illest turned iller
Frank Wizza by Abbottsford March 30, 2009
Similar meaning to pillock. Someone who has proved themselves to be a bit of an idiot. Is usually irritating.

The term is often used as an insult against someone who has caused the insulter harm in some way.

Somewhat outdated the term is rarely used today.
That wazzak still owes me £50
wazzak by JB June 18, 2006
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"You're such a Bunhead."

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Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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