Definitions by MrMOSCRU
dish envy
Sudden, intense longing and regret derived from watching a particularly appetizing dish being delivered to a nearby table, and realizing that one has made an inferior menu selection.
Hank was eagerly anticipating his scallops when the waiter brought the stuffed pork chops to the man at the table next to him. Unable to avert his gaze, Hank began to feel the anguish of dish envy.
wizzak
Distracted by a girl in the stands, Gil took his eye off the play and caught a line drive square in the wizzak.
sweater mittens
Veronica's dress fit like a glove, putting every inch of her body on display, from her subtle posterior, to her perky little sweater mittens.
sweater mittens by MrMOSCRU September 7, 2009
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MOSCRU
Noun: The state of experiencing a sudden, unexpected, and dire need to defecate before fecal incontinence occurs. Often associated with intense abdominal cramping, nausea, and sometimes confusion. Acronym standing for Moment Of Significant Colorectal Urgency.
Karl suddenly sat bolt upright at his desk, clenching his buttocks as he tried not to soil himself. This was no ordinary round in the chamber... this was an all-out MOSCRU.