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Rubbish, not very good, utter crap, formed from the Snoop way of adding 'izz' to words for no particular reason - was originally 'wank'
Hey Jim what do you think of my new car?

Not impressed mate, it's a pile of old wizzank
wizzank by Russ T Bitz October 22, 2008
Words you can keep
In the act of mastubation urine ejaculates from the urethra
Colin was bored so had a wizzank. Piss was everywhere!
Wizzank by Jeffvancherrywinkle November 4, 2018
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Distracted by a girl in the stands, Gil took his eye off the play and caught a line drive square in the wizzak.
wizzak by MrMOSCRU September 7, 2009
The act of not meeting up to expectations; not being on point; messed up; opposite of fleek
1. Tony Romo's season is nothing shy of wizbank.
2. That girl has a nice body but her grill is wizbank
3 . My mom made some wizbank chicken cutlets last night and I threw up
Wizbank by NYR61 March 30, 2016
1. Stupid.

2. If someone was takin' a wizz and then ate some asparagus and choked and said "Ack!" it'd be a wizzack.
1. You are wizzack!

2. Wizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.... Ack!
wizzack by The All-Knower December 28, 2004
When wizards wank, derived from the words wizard and wank.
wanna have a wizank? (dress up like a wizard and wank.)
Wizank by Livewire0 August 1, 2011

wizzangster 

the way a white gangster says wangster.
yo homie yous be a wizzangster.
wizzangster by ooosmiiileooo January 9, 2008
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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I hit a real purple patch.

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