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Rubbish, not very good, utter crap, formed from the Snoop way of adding 'izz' to words for no particular reason - was originally 'wank'

Hey Jim what do you think of my new car?

Not impressed mate, it's a pile of old wizzank

wizzank by Russ T Bitz October 22, 2008

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Wizzank

In the act of mastubation urine ejaculates from the urethra

Colin was bored so had a wizzank. Piss was everywhere!

Wizzank by Jeffvancherrywinkle November 4, 2018

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wizzak

scrotum

Distracted by a girl in the stands, Gil took his eye off the play and caught a line drive square in the wizzak.

wizzak by MrMOSCRU September 7, 2009

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Wizbank

The act of not meeting up to expectations; not being on point; messed up; opposite of fleek

1. Tony Romo's season is nothing shy of wizbank.
2. That girl has a nice body but her grill is wizbank
3 . My mom made some wizbank chicken cutlets last night and I threw up

Wizbank by NYR61 March 30, 2016

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wizzack

1. Stupid.

2. If someone was takin' a wizz and then ate some asparagus and choked and said "Ack!" it'd be a wizzack.

1. You are wizzack!

2. Wizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.... Ack!

wizzack by The All-Knower December 28, 2004

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Wizank

When wizards wank, derived from the words wizard and wank.

wanna have a wizank? (dress up like a wizard and wank.)

Wizank by Livewire0 August 1, 2011

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wizzangster

the way a white gangster says wangster.

yo homie yous be a wizzangster.

wizzangster by ooosmiiileooo January 9, 2008

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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