wizeld

(noun) a word originating from the juniors of st francis. wizeld can relate to sleeve of wizeld, or wizards in general. spread the word about wizeld - it it stupid. (WIZ-eld)

"her vagine hang loose like sleeve of wizeld" - Borat

by sfchs October 3, 2009

Wielding Bitches

To hold or use a multitude of large variety of thots

Yo I heard Jamarion was wielding bitches.
That guy wields mad bitches.

by TrapPrince February 25, 2018

smizoke the wizeed

The act of smoking more weed immediately after becoming high so as to not be able to pronounce the phrase correctly.

Colin lets smizoke the wizeed
Yeah dude I'm down

by ashmane September 5, 2010

Dual Wield

To simultaneously penetrate both the vagina and anus with two clenched fists.

"Hey Neil, what did you get up to last night?"
"Was doin a bit of dual wielding man!"
"Playing Halo? Any headshots?"
"Nah man,I was dual wielding this girl I picked up"

by Dualer129 December 18, 2011

wield

to use something especially with your hands
to keep (control)

To handle (a weapon or tool, for example) with skill and ease
to possess something(power control influence shield )

Wield an axle isnot anymore a practical way of cutting a tree.

by borana August 20, 2011

dual wielding

The use of two weapons, one in each hand, during combat.
Can either be projectile or melee weapons.

Chow Yun Fat is most famous for dual wielding handguns in his action movies.

by Edward 'Arsenal' Thornton September 8, 2006

dual wield

1) To use two firearms at the same time. Popular in many action-oriented FPP shooters. But not the good ones like Doom, Quake or Deus Ex. Apparently rather ineffective in real life.
2) To use two one-handed melee weapons at the same time, rather than one weapon and a shield. Seen a lot in all kinds of RPGs. Probably would be effective in real life if mastered, but seems like no one ever bothered to try.
3) To stick one fist into the girl's baby hole and the other fist into her poohole.
4) To jerk off two cocks at the same time, wielding them akin to clubs or swords. A display of great multitasking, passion and ingenuity.

Much of Hungarian porn from the 1990s featured copious amounts of scenes involving dual wielding penises. Actress Michelle Wild (born Katalin Vad) was quite famous for being placed in such a setup in quite a number of scenes in her time.

by Xfing January 24, 2014