14 definitions by Xfing
Sandra: I love Jesus SOOO much. He is my friend!
Kate: Yes, so is mine! I really love Jesus.
Tom: You should probably find some REAL friends, gals...
Kate & Sandra: -______-
Kate: Yes, so is mine! I really love Jesus.
Tom: You should probably find some REAL friends, gals...
Kate & Sandra: -______-
by Xfing May 27, 2009
Someone who's overly religious, loving Jesus a "little bit" too much, preaching about Jesus, and even going as far as to say that he had a cool beard.
Not really dangerous, but very annoying.
Not really dangerous, but very annoying.
Jimmy: Yo, have you met Sandra? I think she's kinda cute.
Billy: As a matter of fact I have met her, and talked to her, and guess what, she's seriously overjesused.
Jimmy: Awwww....
Billy: As a matter of fact I have met her, and talked to her, and guess what, she's seriously overjesused.
Jimmy: Awwww....
by Xfing May 27, 2009
Jake: I'ma whip out mah shit right now, motherfucka.
Todd: Whoah, that dong sure is schlimey. Might as well take a shower, nigga.
Todd: Whoah, that dong sure is schlimey. Might as well take a shower, nigga.
by Xfing January 19, 2010
The term used to label two musical genres.
1) The fusion of hardcore punk and thrash metal sounding exactly like the sound of it - Integrity or Converge are good examples
2) Extreme metal, usually simplified, with emo clean singing, screamo harsh vocals and an excess of breakdowns which sound nothing like hardcore punk. A fabricated genre aimed at making money and being popular. Why is this called "metalcore" is beyond me.
1) The fusion of hardcore punk and thrash metal sounding exactly like the sound of it - Integrity or Converge are good examples
2) Extreme metal, usually simplified, with emo clean singing, screamo harsh vocals and an excess of breakdowns which sound nothing like hardcore punk. A fabricated genre aimed at making money and being popular. Why is this called "metalcore" is beyond me.
1) Integrity is a metalcore band and you know why when you listen to it. It takes thrash metal riffs and uses them on hardcore punk drum patterns or vice versa. You know where the "metal" part and the "-core" part came from.
2) Atreyu is a metalcore band. They sound more like nu-metal with chuggy breakdowns. However nobody took his time to understand what exactly the hardcore influences of theirs are - I can certainly hear no breakdowns in my hardcore punk
2) Atreyu is a metalcore band. They sound more like nu-metal with chuggy breakdowns. However nobody took his time to understand what exactly the hardcore influences of theirs are - I can certainly hear no breakdowns in my hardcore punk
by Xfing September 9, 2012
The ninth studio album by the Swedish ex-Melodeath band In Flames. It is the perfect example of what once ambitious bands tend to do to sell more records and attract angsty teenager audience. The lyrics from mature and abstract themes of earlier albums have degraded into "I feel like shit, but at least I feel something" and other similarly trivial sentences. The sound is reminescent of all these MTV-puppet bands, although still not enough to be written about in shitty magazines like Bravo or Popcorn. Like being stuck between half-suckitude and full-suckitude.
Timmy: Dawg, have you heard the new In Flames CD, A Sense of Purpose? It's almost as good as Linkin Park and Disturbed! Yay!
Johnny: I agree, In Flames are on a good way to sucking just like these bands you named do...
Timmy: What's that supposed to mean...!?
Johnny: I agree, In Flames are on a good way to sucking just like these bands you named do...
Timmy: What's that supposed to mean...!?
by Xfing May 4, 2009
A fine website devoted to demonstrating things considered as deviations from normality. You can expect seeing fecal porn there, guys in fursuits being humped by stuffed horses, and the like. A fine site indeed.
Steve: LOL guess what I saw today on thatsphucked.com!
Joanne: Yes?
Steve: thatsphucked.com/post/2008/12/Stuffed-Animal-Phucker.aspx
Joanne: Tsk... I hate you, I mean it!!!
Joanne: Yes?
Steve: thatsphucked.com/post/2008/12/Stuffed-Animal-Phucker.aspx
Joanne: Tsk... I hate you, I mean it!!!
by Xfing May 27, 2009
Person 1: Hey, sup with you?
Person 2: Not much, I fucked my girlfriend yesterday.
Person 1: You... what? Aren't you supposed to wait until marriage? By doing this you're praising Satan!
Person 2: No, I'm not. I don't even believe in Satan, dude.
Person 1: That's the point! He wants you to think like that, therefore you are worshipping him!
Person 2: Oh for fuck's sake...
Person 2: Not much, I fucked my girlfriend yesterday.
Person 1: You... what? Aren't you supposed to wait until marriage? By doing this you're praising Satan!
Person 2: No, I'm not. I don't even believe in Satan, dude.
Person 1: That's the point! He wants you to think like that, therefore you are worshipping him!
Person 2: Oh for fuck's sake...
by Xfing June 2, 2014