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1. Shortened version of "What mate?"/"What is this mate?"/"What is that mate?"

2. A versatile word appplicable to almost any situation
1. You think she's buff? Fucking witm8!

2. What you reckon?

witm8?

What?

witm8?

What the fuck?

witm8?!!!

etc
witm8 by bag0shite February 4, 2006
Words you can keep

Witmiester 

An extreme ginger, with INSANELY ginger hair.
Causes your eyes to burn with just a glance at it.
A witmiester also frequently wets themselves, unknowingly, until it is embarressingly pointed out by someone.
A witmiester also has a weakness, being touched on the back of the neck. At the slightest touch they immediately start to urge, as if they are going to throw up. Its not pretty.
Witmiesters generally are loners, whos diet consists of reddy brek. But they will sometimes be seen with Lizard guys or tractor boys.
Be warned, if you see a creature with these characteristics, do not approach them, they will growl at you, with attitude. There bite has not yet been witnessed, but trust me, its there.
EEEW, that guy is such a witmiester, check out his soiled trousers and wild, wild hair.
Witmiester by ArmchairBaybz. December 14, 2009
Related Words
witm8 Witmer Witmo witm Witman witmbm WITMF Witmiester WitMSaI brian witmer
An Ackronym for
Will
Is
The
Mature
One

A Nickname for one of the most famous residents of Lil Hopewell. Witmo was given this nickname back in 98, when one day while playing pool with his friends, he decided he couldnt handle their antics, because he was too mature. Thus the name.
Mark(Resident of Lil Hopewell) "Hello Witmo"
Witmo: "Whats up Dude"
Witmo by Mark AKA Lackey February 3, 2005
A mama's boy, a fool.
"I'm sooo sure, witmo..."
witmo by ? February 4, 2005
BADASS HARDCORE RAVER
Witman Raves all day everyday
Witman by Fredfjhjhj August 5, 2009
what in the mother fuck
Witmf is going on? That lil fucker is stealing my shit!
WITMF by alexx93 August 15, 2010
Witmer
1. One who licks his own feet for sexual pleasure, Or usually when he can't rub one out.

2. Witmer-Fest: Also known as 'Gay sex', But can also be used as an Adverb to describe the gay sex scenario that a 'Witmer' is envoled with.
'Dude, You Witmered yourself?'
Witmer by GlowFood September 8, 2005
More from Urban Dictionary

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026
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