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Witmiester 

An extreme ginger, with INSANELY ginger hair.
Causes your eyes to burn with just a glance at it.
A witmiester also frequently wets themselves, unknowingly, until it is embarressingly pointed out by someone.
A witmiester also has a weakness, being touched on the back of the neck. At the slightest touch they immediately start to urge, as if they are going to throw up. Its not pretty.
Witmiesters generally are loners, whos diet consists of reddy brek. But they will sometimes be seen with Lizard guys or tractor boys.
Be warned, if you see a creature with these characteristics, do not approach them, they will growl at you, with attitude. There bite has not yet been witnessed, but trust me, its there.
EEEW, that guy is such a witmiester, check out his soiled trousers and wild, wild hair.
Witmiester by ArmchairBaybz. December 14, 2009
Related Words
witm8 • Witmer • Witmo • witm • Witman • witmbm • WITMF • Witmiester • WitMSaI • brian witmer
An Ackronym for
Will
Is
The
Mature
One

A Nickname for one of the most famous residents of Lil Hopewell. Witmo was given this nickname back in 98, when one day while playing pool with his friends, he decided he couldnt handle their antics, because he was too mature. Thus the name.
Mark(Resident of Lil Hopewell) "Hello Witmo"
Witmo: "Whats up Dude"
Witmo by Mark AKA Lackey February 3, 2005
A mama's boy, a fool.
"I'm sooo sure, witmo..."
witmo by ? February 4, 2005
BADASS HARDCORE RAVER
Witman Raves all day everyday
Witman by Fredfjhjhj August 5, 2009
Witmf is going on? That lil fucker is stealing my shit!
WITMF by alexx93 August 15, 2010
Witmer
1. One who licks his own feet for sexual pleasure, Or usually when he can't rub one out.

2. Witmer-Fest: Also known as 'Gay sex', But can also be used as an Adverb to describe the gay sex scenario that a 'Witmer' is envoled with.
'Dude, You Witmered yourself?'
Witmer by GlowFood September 8, 2005
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