Witman 

BADASS HARDCORE RAVER

Witman Raves all day everyday

Witman by Fredfjhjhj August 5, 2009

Mr.Witman

The best computer programing teacher and robotics mentor ever. Not only is he an absolute STEM BOSS but as a younging Mr.Witman did K2 speeeeeed racing.

Person 1: If Mr.Witman wasn't so humble and kind in teaching he would've easily became a formula one driver.
Person 2: WOW!!!! When i grow up I want to be just like Mr.Witman.

Mr.Witman by TEEHEEXOXOXSMILEYFACE February 8, 2023

wetman

1. (n) the pinnacle of masculinity which grants the bearer the ability to attract any female of the appropriate age within the visible vicinity through the methods of dressing immaculately, conversing articulately, and seducing skillfully.

2. (n) a man with the acquired ability to make a woman "wet" without fail.

See wetman like Marc? Cyah fight down dat. Might as well giff-wrap yuh gyul.

wetman by dubbleswidslight July 2, 2014

Whitman, Price, and Haddad 

According to Damon Killian, host of "The Running Man," Whitman, Price, and Haddad are "last seasons winners" of the Running Man gameshow. According to the bounty hunter named Fireball, played by ex-NFL running back and Hall of Famer Jim Brown, Whitman, Price, and Haddad are "last season's losers." Regardless, these three contestants are found dead and severely burned by Maria Conchita Alonzo in the musky bosom of the gameshow's playing ground.

Killian: "WHITMAN, PRICE, AND HADDAD!!! You remember them! There they are now, BASKING under the Maui sun."

Whitman, Price, and Haddad by JaketheSnizake January 9, 2009

Whitman

Very small suburban town in southeastern Mass. Suburb of Brockton. Lots of apartments. No money, but the people don't care. The adults are working-class and friendly. Mostly conservative, but becoming more liberal. Voted Obama in 2012. The kids tend to be slackers and the girls tend to be slutty, but there are exceptions. Most people smoke weed. The chocolate chip cookie was invented there, but the restaurant burned down years ago. Always people walking around, no matter what time it is. Not much water, just an artificial lake in the center of town.

"Wanna walk to the basketball courts at 3 am?"
"Why not? We're from Whitman. I'll bring the weed and chocolate chip cookies."

Whitman by masstownrater December 22, 2013

Wittman 

A German last name slaughtered by the English into "Whitman". Generally misspelled because of Whitman chocolates and Walt Whitman. Now all the Wittmans in the world are forever cursed with the saying "No h, two t's", and the stupid little red line that appears because of SpellCheck.

Person 1: Walt Whitman and Whitman chocolates are both great, but neither of them can spell.
Person 2: Poor things, don't they know it's
Wittman?

Wittman by BWittyAlways August 21, 2008

whitman college 

A primarily white campus with the students family gross income being greater than the state of Washington. So liberal, the words "Trump" and "Triggered" pretty much elicit the same reaction. Frisbee is life.

Whitman College: "I wish I was Claremont McKenna"

whitman college by nunnnnyaa February 22, 2017