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Witmer
1. One who licks his own feet for sexual pleasure, Or usually when he can't rub one out.

2. Witmer-Fest: Also known as 'Gay sex', But can also be used as an Adverb to describe the gay sex scenario that a 'Witmer' is envoled with.
'Dude, You Witmered yourself?'
Witmer by GlowFood September 8, 2005
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German for Blacksmith. Used as a in the old german 16th century era. Also used for mess up, or any words used for mess up.
"lets go buy some swords from the Witmer". "Lets Witmer the place up".
In German it is said as "Vitmiar" (Vit-my-er)
Witmer by Sparky Airheart February 21, 2009
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Brian Witmer has a big cock in men's assholes
brian witmer by brian's friend February 28, 2014

Witherstorm 

The big, bad, evil monster tearing up the Minecraft World in Minecraft: Story Mode in Episode 1-5.
The Witherstorm killed Reuben!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

The Wither 

A very badass boss you can optionally face in the indie sandbox video game, Minecraft. You place 4 blocks in a t-shape. Two stacked on top of eachother, and two on both sides. Then throw three wither heads on top of all that shit, and then boom! You have a kick-ass beast that will rip the shit out of you, unless you're properly prepared.
htrjndgjdfgntjwenfvnrejmthe wither
The Wither by SwagCertified™ October 9, 2014
Something you do when you talk rubbish with no particular reason, meaning or audience.
Oh stop wittering on man no one is listening to you again.

You wittering idiot.
Please stop wittering you're hurting my ears.
What are you wittering on about now?
Wittering by Never witter July 26, 2010

withering away 

conor: woah where did josh go
kallum: he withered away

withering away
withering away by muph August 4, 2021
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