WITMF

what in the mother fuck

Witmf is going on? That lil fucker is stealing my shit!

WITMF by alexx93 August 15, 2010

WITAF 

Short for What In The Actual Fuck

WITAF do you think you’re doing with my dads tide pods?

WITAF by yourunclesdeadcat June 3, 2018

witff

What In The Fucking Fuck

Person 1: jfizkandmakaksjns

Person 2: witff

witff by fukno December 12, 2019

wigmf 

A moment when a word or phrase is misunderstood.

Pronounced as it is spelled. (wig-mmm-fffff)

Example 1:
Mike: "Hey what problem are you on?"
Austin: "Did you just say wigmf?"

Example 2:
Austin: "What did the teacher just say?"
Mike: "I have no idea... I just had a total wigmf"

wigmf by Maustin Dalethew Klolden May 2, 2011

WTMFI 

Acronym for Way To Much Fucking Information.

"I need to take a shit." "Dude, WTMFI."

WTMFI by The Original Maverick June 19, 2007

WITAF 

What In The Actual Fuck

WITAF do you mean when you say you've just bought some Pajama Jeans?

WITAF by Unattainable Unicorns August 23, 2011

WTTMF 

word to that mother fucker

person 1: bush is an ass
person 2: WTTMF

WTTMF by catz123 November 21, 2010