The Wipers

Insane punk band from Portland, OR formed in 1978. This band is one of the earliest American purveyors of punk and its influences are noted in other successful acts such as Nirvana and Scratch Acid.
The Wipers rock! My favorite album is "Is This Real?", you can totally tell the lyrics about being maladjusted are being sung from the pit of Greg Sage's heart.
by Miles the Magnificent September 16, 2010
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Shirtless Old Man

The wrinkles, the man-boobs, the HORROR!!!!
Usually available in summertime, the Shirtless Old Man is a fearless animal with a tendency to enjoy Miller Lite and balance the beer cans on his pot belly.
by Miles the Magnificent September 16, 2010
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Prison School

A school so bad that bars are installed over the windows to stop kids from jumping out the window in the middle of the day.
My elementary school was a prison school; rather than exit via fire escapes during an emergency, we were expected to march down the stairs in a neat and orderly fashion. Ha.
by Miles the Magnificent September 16, 2010
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Smirnoff Ache

The stomachache you get from drinking Smirnoff Ice too quickly. Scientists believe it is due to the high sugar content of the beverage.
You just got iced bro!
Not now, I'm fighting a massive smirnoff ache
by Miles the Magnificent July 31, 2010
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Travel Channel

A television channel launched in in 1987 that focuses on cool places to visit around the world without you actually having to go there. The channel is following the route of other specialty channels putting out more and more loosely related programming, but it has some good shows.
Dude, this guy ate seven pounds of fish last night on TV.
What, on the food network?
Nah dude, travel channel.
by Miles the Magnificent August 06, 2010
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College Millionaire

Someone who believes getting a degree is the only and best way to make lots of money. General characteristics include listening to your local top 40 radio station, liking Jim Carrey and following the crowd.
College Millionaire: Haha, smelly carpenter; once I graduate I'll be making 300K a year as my base salary with 401k, dental and 10% annual raises!

Carpenter: ...Okay.
by Miles the Magnificent September 16, 2010
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Duded up

The guy's equivalent of dressing up for a night on the town.
If I wanted to get duded up I'd throw on some cargo pants and my Shonen Knife t-shirt.
by Miles the Magnificent September 20, 2010
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