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WindUpBird
An easily excited reactionary.
A moon bat with a bird brain.
A hyperventilating airhead renowned for mental contortions on an Olympic scale.
A person with uncontrollable knee jerks.
A moon bat with a bird brain.
A hyperventilating airhead renowned for mental contortions on an Olympic scale.
A person with uncontrollable knee jerks.
WindUpBird by Wanker678 December 20, 2010
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winup • win up to five times • Windpipe • Wingperson • Wingpreneur • winnup • winp • WinPCap • winux • WinXP
The ole' Washington Windpipe
While getting head you proceed to karate chop your partner's windpipe while they are deep throating you, such as Washington chopped down his father's cherry tree.
Jamaal -Yo dawg,did you hear what Deandre do after dat wack party at the castle?
TaShawn- Nah dawg, what he do?
Jamaal- Shit! He gave shaniqua The ole' Washington Windpipe!
TaShawn- Damn! Dats one crazy-ass nigga.
TaShawn- Nah dawg, what he do?
Jamaal- Shit! He gave shaniqua The ole' Washington Windpipe!
TaShawn- Damn! Dats one crazy-ass nigga.
The ole' Washington Windpipe by Calxn May 2, 2012
Windpassing
A small town in Austria. Not nearly as funny as Fucking (yet another ill-named Austrian village) but close.
Windpassing by djslut October 1, 2005
rip off your head and shit down your windpipe
An cautionary expression used in the USMC."Rip off your head and shit down your windpipe" gently warns the listener " Please pay attention, I'm not joking here. Thank you for you consideration."
1."Dammit, Dave I'm gonna rip off your head and shit down your windpipe if your try to go out with my sister!
2. "Your going to force me to rip off your head and shit down your windpipe if you insist on breaking in line."
3. "QUIT EYEBALLING ME BOY. I'm gonna rip off your head and shit down your windpipe if you don't get some polish on those boots."
2. "Your going to force me to rip off your head and shit down your windpipe if you insist on breaking in line."
3. "QUIT EYEBALLING ME BOY. I'm gonna rip off your head and shit down your windpipe if you don't get some polish on those boots."
rip off your head and shit down your windpipe by Global Feetus April 10, 2007
winip
dry tiny lil bits of poo left behind on the end of ass (arse) hair. stuck on the end of the hairs....
Khoy - " i had a big shit last night after a hot mexican "
Beltox - " oh man.... thats mustta burnt!"
Khoy - " yeah it sure did. and when i went to wipe up, i caught loadsa winip in the crease. danm it hurt.... i pulled loadsa the hairs out and noticed lil brown things on the end of them - (aka winip) !
Beltox - " oh man.... thats mustta burnt!"
Khoy - " yeah it sure did. and when i went to wipe up, i caught loadsa winip in the crease. danm it hurt.... i pulled loadsa the hairs out and noticed lil brown things on the end of them - (aka winip) !
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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