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WindUpBird

An easily excited reactionary.
A moon bat with a bird brain.
A hyperventilating airhead renowned for mental contortions on an Olympic scale.
A person with uncontrollable knee jerks.
To get the windupbird wound up, just say tax cuts.
WindUpBird by Wanker678 December 20, 2010
Related Words
winup Windpipe Wingperson Wingpreneur winnup winp WinPCap winux WinXP WinApUx
The kind of guy that sets "Rhythm" as your wordle word. Partypooper that tries too hard to use a word without a vowel. :(
Did you just use the word "rhythm" as the answer for wordle? What a Winuth!
Winuth by Russjesus April 1, 2022

The ole' Washington Windpipe 

While getting head you proceed to karate chop your partner's windpipe while they are deep throating you, such as Washington chopped down his father's cherry tree.
Jamaal -Yo dawg,did you hear what Deandre do after dat wack party at the castle?
TaShawn- Nah dawg, what he do?
Jamaal- Shit! He gave shaniqua The ole' Washington Windpipe!
TaShawn- Damn! Dats one crazy-ass nigga.

Windpassing

A small town in Austria. Not nearly as funny as Fucking (yet another ill-named Austrian village) but close.
He tried not to pass wind, as the wind passed through Windpassing.
Windpassing by djslut October 1, 2005

rip off your head and shit down your windpipe 

An cautionary expression used in the USMC."Rip off your head and shit down your windpipe" gently warns the listener " Please pay attention, I'm not joking here. Thank you for you consideration."
1."Dammit, Dave I'm gonna rip off your head and shit down your windpipe if your try to go out with my sister!

2. "Your going to force me to rip off your head and shit down your windpipe if you insist on breaking in line."

3. "QUIT EYEBALLING ME BOY. I'm gonna rip off your head and shit down your windpipe if you don't get some polish on those boots."
dry tiny lil bits of poo left behind on the end of ass (arse) hair. stuck on the end of the hairs....
Khoy - " i had a big shit last night after a hot mexican "

Beltox - " oh man.... thats mustta burnt!"

Khoy - " yeah it sure did. and when i went to wipe up, i caught loadsa winip in the crease. danm it hurt.... i pulled loadsa the hairs out and noticed lil brown things on the end of them - (aka winip) !
winip by khoyrul January 2, 2008