6 definitions by Wanker678

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A smarmy prostitute from New York.
A whiny pathetic lizard on Little Green Footballs with the wit of a cadaver.
A failed porn actress with HIV.
An animal with a cold heart, a self hating bitch.
A mindless provocateur.
An animal that only has legs to keep from leaving a trail like a snail, an iceweasel
by Wanker678 October 08, 2010
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A.K.A. little green footballs

1) a drug popular with mediocre jazz musicians.
2) a website used as an echo chamber for intolerant progressives.
3) a blog dedicated to false accusations, anti-American slander, straw men and pseudo intellectuals.

4) A hate site ran by a dishonest tyrant.
LGF lizards are nearly extinct.
by Wanker678 October 31, 2010
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A fanatic obsessed with pseudo science and propaganda, an alarmist.
A fool with delusions of grandeur.
Chicken Little type paranoia.
A ranting fake, a poser, a snake oil salesman.
Billions and billions will die Ludwigvanquixote screams as he does the Snoopy dance.
by Wanker678 November 19, 2010
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An easily excited reactionary.
A moon bat with a bird brain.
A hyperventilating airhead renowned for mental contortions on an Olympic scale.
A person with uncontrollable knee jerks.
To get the windupbird wound up, just say tax cuts.
by Wanker678 December 19, 2010
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The rejection of all logic and facts that do not support a predetermined conclusion.

To cherry pick information.

The opposite of Occam's (or Ockham's) razor.

Someone who ignores opposing hypothesis, or viewpoints.

Self sustaining ignorance.
They used the obdicut method of research and shoved their heads in the sand.
by Wanker678 February 20, 2011
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Lazy Greasy Freeloader
LGF simply means a lazy greasy freeloader.
by Wanker678 March 02, 2011
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