wined up

The act of becoming annihilated by consumption of excessive amounts of wine

Hopefully Ann will get all wined up tonight so I can tag that behymen

by Cebbin December 25, 2013

wind up

to annoy or upset someone

She just knows how to wind me up.
He wind up his classmates.

by LikeTheWind May 5, 2012

wind-up merchant

a teaser, especially of gullible people

He's a real wind-up merchant, to him every day is April Fool's Day.

by Bill Cranny December 16, 2003

wind-up

Mainly UK, especially south-east England. (v) To use information (true or fictional) to provoke, tease or deceive. (v) To invent with the intent of conning. (n)A deceptive or provocative act. A "Wind-up merchant" is somebody who is disposed to wind others up, a habitual liar, or prankster. Origin: from the act of winding a clock or other clockwork device.

"He claimed he had been in the SAS, but it was just a wind-up." "Bob would wind Mike up by claiming he'd slept with Mike's girlfriend" "That blokes a wind-up merchant" "It seemed at first glance to be two mathematicians arguing number theory, but it was a wind-up - they were just talking nonsense, it turned out."

by CJ2222 October 1, 2005

blow wind up my skirt

to give me a cheap thrill that is not genuine, e.g. by flattering me or telling me something you think I want to hear

"Stop trying to blow wind up my skirt." "I really think you are amazing at this. I'm not just blowing wind up your skirt." "That doesn't blow wind up my skirt." (that doesn't really thrill me)

by wfk1961 September 29, 2015

wifed up

When a man is held down or in check by a female counterpart so as to not engage in social situations with other members of the general public.

Our good buddy Brian Davis was "wifed up" this evening and instead of hanging out with the guys, wished to just gay it up and make love by the fireside.

by Wach November 9, 2007

wifed-up

taken by one man/woman and one man/woman only, faithful and loved by the one person.

im wifed-up and loving my life.

by dada polk April 28, 2008