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wifed up
When a man is held down or in check by a female counterpart so as to not engage in social situations with other members of the general public.
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wifed up • Wired Up • wifen up • wifer up • Wife up • Wified Up • wined up • gettin' wized up • Wife her up • wife me up
wifed up
Someone who is in a relationship. Specifically someone who is completely involved in a relationship that they ignore friends and change their lifestyle.
Erica - Hey Molly you are completely wifed up huh?
Molly - No way, me and Harry Potter are barely seeing each other. Besides he is way to cool for me just like everyone else ever and ever and ever.
Erica - You don't even hang out with us anymore though. You just play Quidditch with him all day.
Molly - Well Erica, really no one likes hanging out with you anyway. You are kind of a loser, but ok maybe I am a little wifed up.
Molly - No way, me and Harry Potter are barely seeing each other. Besides he is way to cool for me just like everyone else ever and ever and ever.
Erica - You don't even hang out with us anymore though. You just play Quidditch with him all day.
Molly - Well Erica, really no one likes hanging out with you anyway. You are kind of a loser, but ok maybe I am a little wifed up.
wifed up by rap battle master March 30, 2009
Wife up
Man 1 "Dude, she's smart, pretty, nice and likes beer and football, I totally gotta wife her up"
Man 2 "That's a great wife up. Solid find"
Man 2 "That's a great wife up. Solid find"
Wife up by ElTigreNegro December 9, 2009
wined up
Wifey'd Up
When a female is usually a slew but starts to act straight and loyal as soon as she gets into a relationship or starts talking to a guy. She acts wife-like.
Wifey'd Up by r-BIGHOUSE January 8, 2011
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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crunchy
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
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