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wifed up 

When a man is held down or in check by a female counterpart so as to not engage in social situations with other members of the general public.
Our good buddy Brian Davis was "wifed up" this evening and instead of hanging out with the guys, wished to just gay it up and make love by the fireside.
wifed up by Wach November 9, 2007

wifed up 

a guy who has a wifey
"yo can i holla at ya boy he lookn mad cute"
"nah he wifed up"
wifed up by yo liz January 6, 2007

wifed up 

Someone who is in a relationship. Specifically someone who is completely involved in a relationship that they ignore friends and change their lifestyle.
Erica - Hey Molly you are completely wifed up huh?
Molly - No way, me and Harry Potter are barely seeing each other. Besides he is way to cool for me just like everyone else ever and ever and ever.
Erica - You don't even hang out with us anymore though. You just play Quidditch with him all day.
Molly - Well Erica, really no one likes hanging out with you anyway. You are kind of a loser, but ok maybe I am a little wifed up.
wifed up by rap battle master March 30, 2009
(v) The act of taking a desirable woman to be your wife.
Man 1 "Dude, she's smart, pretty, nice and likes beer and football, I totally gotta wife her up"
Man 2 "That's a great wife up. Solid find"
Wife up by ElTigreNegro December 9, 2009

wined up 

The act of becoming annihilated by consumption of excessive amounts of wine
Hopefully Ann will get all wined up tonight so I can tag that behymen
wined up by Cebbin December 25, 2013

Wifey'd Up

When a female is usually a slew but starts to act straight and loyal as soon as she gets into a relationship or starts talking to a guy. She acts wife-like.
Damn, Em got wifey'd up REAL quick.
Wifey'd Up by r-BIGHOUSE January 8, 2011