will knots

pieces of shit stuck in ass hair, that will "knot" come off

Oh man i got some really rusty will knots

by Chode Master April 17, 2003

will knot

when semen gets stuck in your public hair & no matter what you do, it 'will not' come out.

You've had that will knot there for ages.

by newtdecay January 14, 2008

will knot

When little clumps of shit get caught in your ass hair, and they WILL NOT come out.

Goddamn Will Knots, dunno what to do about them.

by bobbt.cum February 27, 2003

Will knot

An ex-girlfriend or boyfriend who will knot get lost. Play on words: not/knot. Connotes other meanings of "will knot," lending a derogatory air to the disposed of individual, comparing them to something gross stuck between your ass cheeks.

He broke up with her, but she still WILL NOT stop texting him. She's a WILL KNOT and needs to get a life, like, now.

by wachaaaaa November 30, 2010

willknot

When a piece of poop somehow escapes the toilet paper and sticks to an ass hair or two. i.e. dingleberry

Dude i looked in the mirror this morning and i had a willknot the size of a golf ball on my ass.

by ThE KnOb gObLiN June 25, 2003

wilknots

the shit that sticks to the hairs on your hole after a hefty shite and all knotted together with bog roll as well

john candy's hole after a shite

by Mr A-bot August 28, 2003

Willnots

a little peice of poop in your ass that WILLNOT came out, despite how hard u push.

Oh dude, I had the biggest willnot today

by kAELA November 12, 2003