willknot

When a piece of poop somehow escapes the toilet paper and sticks to an ass hair or two. i.e. dingleberry

Dude i looked in the mirror this morning and i had a willknot the size of a golf ball on my ass.

by ThE KnOb gObLiN June 25, 2003

Willnot

A little round ball of shit (and/or bumwad) stuck in the hair of the crack of your ass and WILLNOT come out.

I gotta trim the hair in my ass crack 'cuz I keep gettin willnots. I really had to reef on 'em last time I wiped my butt, they were so tangled up.

by jimco December 28, 2005

will knot

when semen gets stuck in your public hair & no matter what you do, it 'will not' come out.

You've had that will knot there for ages.

by newtdecay January 14, 2008

Willnot

n:A small, usually compact, clump of shit that willnot depart itself from your asshole.

"How was your day today?"

by Will April 7, 2003

wilknots

the shit that sticks to the hairs on your hole after a hefty shite and all knotted together with bog roll as well

john candy's hole after a shite

by Mr A-bot August 28, 2003

willnot

A small ball of fecal matter which WILL NOT (hence the name) seem to desire to leave the hair around your anal cavity.

My ass doesn't feel right... I must have a willnot or two.

by nick February 9, 2004

Willnots

a little peice of poop in your ass that WILLNOT came out, despite how hard u push.

Oh dude, I had the biggest willnot today

by kAELA November 12, 2003