When a piece of poop somehow escapes the toilet paper and sticks to an ass hair or two. i.e. dingleberry
by ThE KnOb gObLiN June 25, 2003
You've had that will knot there for ages.
by newtdecay December 22, 2007
by Chode Master April 17, 2003
by bobbt.cum February 27, 2003
An ex-girlfriend or boyfriend who will knot get lost. Play on words: not/knot. Connotes other meanings of "will knot," lending a derogatory air to the disposed of individual, comparing them to something gross stuck between your ass cheeks.
He broke up with her, but she still WILL NOT stop texting him. She's a WILL KNOT and needs to get a life, like, now.
by wachaaaaa November 28, 2010