kleo

verb: to catch feline AIDS

Slutty cats catch kleo, not mice.

by newtdecay November 11, 2007

will knot

when semen gets stuck in your public hair & no matter what you do, it 'will not' come out.

You've had that will knot there for ages.

by newtdecay December 22, 2007

Borington

noun: Describes the city of Burlington, Ontario, Canada more precisely. The name originates from the lack of things to do in the city of over 300,000.

I just got back from Borington, all there was to do was play with hamsters.

by newtdecay February 03, 2008

post mortem sleaze

A person who has died & fallen victim to a necrophiliac. Usually refering to a virgin or elderly type.

01. My grandmother, who is 92, was post mortem sleaze in the morgue of the hospital.

02. One mortician to another, "I fucked that sleaze the other day, tight pussy, even tighter ass."

by newtdecay November 12, 2007

courtesy flush

This type of courtesy flush is usually performed at home. It's showing courtesy to your family by not leaving any fecal remains in the toilet after you have taken a shit.

A courtesy flush should be performed after the initial flush if there is fecal matter still left in the toilet, or there are skid marks left on the bowl. Repeat as necessary.

I went into the bathroom after my grandmother, and she never courtesy flushed. Infact, it seems like she never flushed at all.

by newtdecay December 22, 2007

beastiphilia

A person who enjoys sexual relations with deceased animals.

common misspelling: bestiphilia.

I used to be into bestiality, but then I tried beastiphilia & I was in heaven.

by newtdecay December 22, 2007

coca colon

The act of drinking so much Coca Cola that it detiorates your colon.

The doctor said, if I don't stop drinking Coca Cola not only will it ruin my teeth, but it will ruin my colon as well & I'll wind up with Coca Colon.

by newtdecay November 11, 2007