Definitions by newtdecay

Borington

noun: Describes the city of Burlington, Ontario, Canada more precisely. The name originates from the lack of things to do in the city of over 300,000.

I just got back from Borington, all there was to do was play with hamsters.

Borington by newtdecay February 6, 2008

will knot 

when semen gets stuck in your public hair & no matter what you do, it 'will not' come out.

You've had that will knot there for ages.

will knot by newtdecay January 14, 2008

courtesy flush 

This type of courtesy flush is usually performed at home. It's showing courtesy to your family by not leaving any fecal remains in the toilet after you have taken a shit.

A courtesy flush should be performed after the initial flush if there is fecal matter still left in the toilet, or there are skid marks left on the bowl. Repeat as necessary.

I went into the bathroom after my grandmother, and she never courtesy flushed. Infact, it seems like she never flushed at all.

courtesy flush by newtdecay January 14, 2008

beastiphilia 

A person who enjoys sexual relations with deceased animals.

common misspelling: bestiphilia.

I used to be into bestiality, but then I tried beastiphilia & I was in heaven.

beastiphilia by newtdecay January 14, 2008

bestiphilia

A common misspelling for beastiphilia.

"I can't believe you made the mistake of looking up bestiphilia instead of beastiphilia," said newtdecay.

bestiphilia by newtdecay January 14, 2008

coca colon 

The act of drinking so much Coca Cola that it detiorates your colon.

The doctor said, if I don't stop drinking Coca Cola not only will it ruin my teeth, but it will ruin my colon as well & I'll wind up with Coca Colon.

coca colon by newtdecay December 6, 2007

kleo 

verb: to catch feline AIDS

Slutty cats catch kleo, not mice.

kleo by newtdecay December 6, 2007