bobbt.cum's definitions

Gunt Punt

The action of kicking a fat old lady in the fat hanging fat uteris. Part of the fun of gunt punting, is watching the fat old fat lady jiggle and fall.

Go and gunt punt your grandma's grandma

by bobbt.cum February 27, 2003

will knot

When little clumps of shit get caught in your ass hair, and they WILL NOT come out.

Goddamn Will Knots, dunno what to do about them.

by bobbt.cum February 27, 2003

beat your wife

The action of beating your wife. Commonly done by wife beaters, and beaters of wife.

I'm 'o beat my wife tonight, cuz I'm all drunk and shit.

by bobbt.cum February 27, 2003

white ass

When your ass is so white, people call you a white ass.

by bobbt.cum February 27, 2003

flaming fist

Cover your fist in Tabasco Sauce(TM) and shove it up a girls ass. Similar to lighting your ass on fire.

Hey babe, lets progress this relationship. Time for a flaming fist.

by bobbt.cum February 27, 2003

dump thump

Another word for anal sex

by bobbt.cum February 27, 2003

buck nuts

Refers to the crazyness of a situation, as well as moose nuttyness.

Man that was buck nuts.

by bobbt.cum February 28, 2003