A small ball of fecal matter which WILL NOT (hence the name) seem to desire to leave the hair around your anal cavity.
by nick February 10, 2004
little bits of shit stuck to your ass hairs that will NOT wipe off. aka dingleberries aka clingons around Uranus (or Klingons around your anus
Emma finally agrees to give Rick a rimjob and exclaims, "WTF?? What's chewy?"
Rick grins evilly & says, "Sorry, forgot to scrape off the willnots!"
Rick grins evilly & says, "Sorry, forgot to scrape off the willnots!"
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada May 08, 2009
A piece of dried shit that gets caught in the hair around ones asshole due to inadequate wiping following a dump. They will not come out.
by backwash99 March 09, 2011
A little round ball of shit (and/or bumwad) stuck in the hair of the crack of your ass and WILLNOT come out.
I gotta trim the hair in my ass crack 'cuz I keep gettin willnots. I really had to reef on 'em last time I wiped my butt, they were so tangled up.
by jimco December 16, 2005
by Will April 08, 2003
by kAELA November 13, 2003
An amount of feces that remains on your ass hair that will not come off around your anus that have dried that you could not wipe off properly and it hurst to pull them off.
Damn! Those freaking burrito's gave me some damn willnots! I wiped but I can't walk without the friction pulling on my ass hairs!
by sneakyteaky August 12, 2006