wilknots

the shit that sticks to the hairs on your hole after a hefty shite and all knotted together with bog roll as well

john candy's hole after a shite

by Mr A-bot August 28, 2003

Willnots

a little peice of poop in your ass that WILLNOT came out, despite how hard u push.

Oh dude, I had the biggest willnot today

by kAELA November 12, 2003

willnots

Dried secretions of bodily fluids and/or solids that get trapped on articles of underclothing

I can't get these damn willnots out of my fruit of the looms

by Johnny 2 V's September 18, 2003