Wilhelmed

The art of shitting all over your employees because you're better than them.

Oh man! Dave got Wilhelmed yesterday by Dean for not getting enough cash for the scrap metal.

by wario July 4, 2014

wilhelmed

You fulfill the sexual pleasures of somebody and he does not in return.

A: "Maaan, last night I made her come so hard"
B: "Shit and what happened then?"
A: "She just fell asleep instead of giving me a BJ"
B: "Dude, you just got officially wilhelmed!"

by BallsOutBoy April 4, 2011

Wilhelmed

To fuck something up due to sheer and utter stupidity. To act in a way contrary to what someone with any common sense or reasonable comprehension of societal norms.

Man, I ran my car into a wall while drunk, I fucking Wilhelmed it.

by ScallywagSailors December 3, 2016

Wilhelm

That one dude who screams in every movie

In Toy Story, when buzz falls out the window, Wilhelm screams

by Shrek the Justin March 20, 2023

Dr. Wilhelmy

1. see allsyouhavetoknow
2. A derogatory term for a teacher of chemistry.
3. Novel, 2012 by Richard Wilhelmy
4. see water polo
5. A mental disorder in which one has difficulty explaining one's ideas or knowledge to another.
6. see armpit sweat
7. see homework
8. see pop quiz
9. A person, place, or thing that can be considered offensive to the majority of the population.

1. You see class, Dr. Wilhelmy is ...
2. Did you here about that new chem teacher? Yeah, he sure his a Dr. Wilhelmy.
3. R. Wilhelmy's book Dr. Wilhelmy was published in 2012. Few copies were sold, but it gave an archetype for the very worst literature.
4. I'm really good at Dr Wilhelmy.
5. The teacher, who was suffering from Dr. Wilhelmy, had trouble explaining to her class.
6. His shirt was damp with Dr. Wilhelmy
7. I hate when we have lots of Dr. Wilhelmy!!
8. The chemistry teacher was planning on pulling a Dr. Wilhelmy on the class.
9. I hate that guy... he's such a Dr. Wil

by DOCKTERISH WILL December 14, 2011

whelmed

A state of being where you are not over-excited nor unimpressed, but just satisfied and calm.

"I know it's hard, but try to stay whelmed."
- Robin Young Justice (2011)

by RJDG-Fanatic May 18, 2016

Wilhelm II

The Kaiser of Germany during WWI. Your history book spells it as William II. They are wrong. Please inform your class of this stupidity.

Student 1: So William II urged Germany to honor the Dual Alliance?
Student 2: No! Don't you read any other primary source documents? It's pronounced WILHELM! Wilhelm II.
Student 1: Was he a Nazi?
Student 2: That's WW2, you uneducated twat! Even though the Nationalist Socialist German Worker's Party came to power in 1933, you are STILL WRONG.
Student 1: You are such a nerd.

by geekoutbitches February 28, 2011