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Wilhemed 

During the act of masturbating in bed, when you are too lazy to ejaculate into a tissue or other alternatives, you ejaculate into your hand. You leave the semen in your hand until the morning until it is dry. Once you wake up you go to wash it off.
"Dude whats that you got in your hand?"

"Uh.. I was making a mayonaisse sandwich.."

"... You wilhemed again didnt you?"
Wilhemed by Amelia The Stunt Bum February 27, 2009
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Wilhelmed 

The art of shitting all over your employees because you're better than them.
Oh man! Dave got Wilhelmed yesterday by Dean for not getting enough cash for the scrap metal.
Wilhelmed by wario July 4, 2014
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wilhelmed 

You fulfill the sexual pleasures of somebody and he does not in return.
A: "Maaan, last night I made her come so hard"
B: "Shit and what happened then?"
A: "She just fell asleep instead of giving me a BJ"
B: "Dude, you just got officially wilhelmed!"
wilhelmed by BallsOutBoy April 4, 2011

Wilhelmed 

To fuck something up due to sheer and utter stupidity. To act in a way contrary to what someone with any common sense or reasonable comprehension of societal norms.
Man, I ran my car into a wall while drunk, I fucking Wilhelmed it.
Wilhelmed by ScallywagSailors December 3, 2016
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