Wig-on 

When ones pubic hair wraps around ones penis and creates a 'wig' after a session of cold water or low temperature exposure.

When blood returns to normal flow, pubic hair is ripped out by the wig.

The wig-on is pre-pain to the hard-on

"The surf was awesome dude... "
"Yeah but the water was bullshit cold!"
"I know dude... hey check out that hot chick!!!"
...
Several seconds later...
...
"Aaaaarrrrghhhhhh... I've got a Wig-on"

Wig-on by The original Angry Pirate September 19, 2009

I'd put a wig on her 

To declare that you would gladly participate in sexual relations with a woman.
To say that you find a woman attractive.

Hey have you seen that girl dancing over there?
Yeah man, I'd put a wig on her.
I'd put a wig on her all night long.

I'd put a wig on her by Rusty86 May 25, 2009

Put a wig on it 

To get oneself together; to clean up; to sober up; to put things into order

Is that girl really wearing denim on denim? She needs to put a wig on it!

Put a wig on it by Y0ung_Mo0la November 9, 2013

ugly orange with a wig on 

donald trump
DONALD TRUMP
YOU HEARD ME
DONALD TRUMP!!!! 🤢

person 1: "hey have yall seen that ugly orange with a wig on at the election"?
person 2: "yes donald tramp is such a bastard"
person 3: "yes vote biden"!!!

ugly orange with a wig on by 🐩 puppy person November 5, 2020

keep your wig on 

It means stay calm, don't get excited, don't lose your head, keep your cool. Dose and does are two different words.

She: Why tf did you do that!
He: Alright don't get mad at me. Keep your wig on.

keep your wig on by Cringe fest. March 9, 2021

Dropped a wig on my lap 

when you are getting head and it doesn't matter who is underneath the hair

i had a great night, dropped a wig on my lap and came all over <their> face

Dropped a wig on my lap by AnitaDan November 3, 2018

fuck me with the wig on 

Demanding to get fucked by someone or something wearing a wig.

There was a point in my life I didn’t think I could cum without atleast a finger in my ass, but when you fuck me with the wig on I can’t help it.

fuck me with the wig on by Meowthatsthecatspajamas December 7, 2018