Definitions by Rusty86

Shake hands with Mr. Johnson 

To give a handjob to.
To repeatedly stroke a man's penis.

So how far did you go with him Tanya?
Did you shake hands with Mr. Johnson?

Shake hands with Mr. Johnson by Rusty86 May 25, 2009

I'd put a wig on her 

To declare that you would gladly participate in sexual relations with a woman.
To say that you find a woman attractive.

Hey have you seen that girl dancing over there?
Yeah man, I'd put a wig on her.
I'd put a wig on her all night long.

I'd put a wig on her by Rusty86 May 25, 2009