Wig-on

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When ones pubic hair wraps around ones penis and creates a 'wig' after a session of cold water or low temperature exposure.

When blood returns to normal flow, pubic hair is ripped out by the wig.

The wig-on is pre-pain to the hard-on

"The surf was awesome dude... "
"Yeah but the water was bullshit cold!"
"I know dude... hey check out that hot chick!!!"
...
Several seconds later...
...
"Aaaaarrrrghhhhhh... I've got a Wig-on"

Wig-on by The original Angry Pirate September 19, 2009

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I'd put a wig on her

To declare that you would gladly participate in sexual relations with a woman.
To say that you find a woman attractive.

Hey have you seen that girl dancing over there?
Yeah man, I'd put a wig on her.
I'd put a wig on her all night long.

I'd put a wig on her by Rusty86 May 25, 2009

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Put a wig on it

To get oneself together; to clean up; to sober up; to put things into order

Is that girl really wearing denim on denim? She needs to put a wig on it!

Put a wig on it by Y0ung_Mo0la November 9, 2013

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ugly orange with a wig on

donald trump
DONALD TRUMP
YOU HEARD ME
DONALD TRUMP!!!! 🤢

person 1: "hey have yall seen that ugly orange with a wig on at the election"?
person 2: "yes donald tramp is such a bastard"
person 3: "yes vote biden"!!!

ugly orange with a wig on by 🐩 puppy person November 5, 2020

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keep your wig on

It means stay calm, don't get excited, don't lose your head, keep your cool. Dose and does are two different words.

She: Why tf did you do that!
He: Alright don't get mad at me. Keep your wig on.

keep your wig on by Cringe fest. March 9, 2021

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Dropped a wig on my lap

when you are getting head and it doesn't matter who is underneath the hair

i had a great night, dropped a wig on my lap and came all over <their> face

Dropped a wig on my lap by AnitaDan November 3, 2018

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fuck me with the wig on

Demanding to get fucked by someone or something wearing a wig.

There was a point in my life I didn’t think I could cum without atleast a finger in my ass, but when you fuck me with the wig on I can’t help it.

fuck me with the wig on by Meowthatsthecatspajamas December 7, 2018

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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