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WIFOYN
What's In Front Of You Now?
a game played by texting someone a picture of whats in front of you with the above question forcing them to immediately take a picture of whatever is in front of them, no matter how embarrassing it may be, and sending it to you. it is considered cheating if the recipient of WIFOYN waits or turns to choose a better scene to text back.
a game played by texting someone a picture of whats in front of you with the above question forcing them to immediately take a picture of whatever is in front of them, no matter how embarrassing it may be, and sending it to you. it is considered cheating if the recipient of WIFOYN waits or turns to choose a better scene to text back.
text: WIFOYN with a pic
recieve a funny pic of what your friend is doing (ie:bubble bath with a rubber ducky and they are 28 years old)
recieve a funny pic of what your friend is doing (ie:bubble bath with a rubber ducky and they are 28 years old)
WIFOYN by Kiki tha Great September 29, 2011
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wifto • wilton • wiktoria • Wiktor • wift • Wictor • Wilton High School Girls Swim Team .. what a joke • Winton • wifty • Wifeofmondo
wifeopath
A woman who has transformed from the sweet, lovely, kind, understanding person the husband thought she was on the wedding day, to a cold, calculating, heartless, selfish harpie after a long or short period of marriage.
A latent female psychopath, that is only discovered to be one after a a period of marriage.
A latent female psychopath, that is only discovered to be one after a a period of marriage.
Helmut: What happened last night? You left in a hurry.
Didier: Sorry 'bout that. The wife had had a bottle of wine before we came out, and decided that 10.50 on a Friday night was a perfect time to tell me, completely out of the blue, that she she was not happy, and wants to live on her own.
Helmut: Thats rough.
Didier: Yes it is. When we got home, she shouted at me for half an hour because the barmaid was female, and threw a lightbulb at my head.
Helmut: She sounds like a wifeopath!
Didier: Sorry 'bout that. The wife had had a bottle of wine before we came out, and decided that 10.50 on a Friday night was a perfect time to tell me, completely out of the blue, that she she was not happy, and wants to live on her own.
Helmut: Thats rough.
Didier: Yes it is. When we got home, she shouted at me for half an hour because the barmaid was female, and threw a lightbulb at my head.
Helmut: She sounds like a wifeopath!
WIFOM
In gaming, it's any kind of game or subgame, especially a psychological one, in which a player is given a set of apparently equal choices where one or more is completely wrong. In such games one often may try to use what he knows of his opponent to make a better choice, but this often leads to recursive reasoning, as anything that one player could think of is something another player could think of, in the form of "But that's just what he wants me to think, so I'll do the opposite…but maybe that's what he want's me to think…so I'll not do the opposite…but maybe that's what he want's me to think…etc, etc.". Such games are basically random, and therefore should be carefully considered before they are engaged in.
"All right: where is the poison? The battle of wits has begun. It ends when you decide and we both drink, and find out who is right and who is dead."
"But it's so simple. All I have to do is divine from what I know of you. Are you the sort of man who would put the poison into his own goblet, or his enemy's?"
"All right: where is the poison? The battle of wits has begun. It ends when you decide and we both drink, and find out who is right and who is dead."
"But it's so simple. All I have to do is divine from what I know of you. Are you the sort of man who would put the poison into his own goblet, or his enemy's?"
-The Princess Bride
So begins the game of wine in front of me, or WIFOM.
"But it's so simple. All I have to do is divine from what I know of you. Are you the sort of man who would put the poison into his own goblet, or his enemy's?"
"All right: where is the poison? The battle of wits has begun. It ends when you decide and we both drink, and find out who is right and who is dead."
"But it's so simple. All I have to do is divine from what I know of you. Are you the sort of man who would put the poison into his own goblet, or his enemy's?"
-The Princess Bride
So begins the game of wine in front of me, or WIFOM.
wiktoria
wiktoria is one of the most amazing people ever. she usually comes from poland,, has brown hair and brown eyes. she is very loud and goofy, always laughing and smiling. she usually has one main best friend and goes on about them a lot. wiktorias are also very pretty and have one of cutest smiles. wiktoria is literally perfect and if you know someone called wiktoria then you are very lucky. wiktorias can also be quite wet but are fun to be around. she can make you smile no matter what mood your in. get a wiktoria in your life
wiktoria
Wiktoria is this amazing girl. She doesnt realize how special she is. She is so pretty everyone who sees her will fall in love with her. She doesnt realize how smart she is. Wiktoria will make it thru school and she will have a amazing job later. When she is 30 she will look back and realize she didnt have to cry over a stupid test. She is the most amazing friend u can wish for. She reminds u every second that she loves u.
wiktoria by marythegod November 23, 2021
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Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.