Wift 

To move lightly to and fro; to drift. Chiefly with adverb, as on, around, etc.

The wift of garlic and herbs trickling through the air while the soft romantic music plays in the backgrund!

Wift by Wift July 11, 2017

wift 

to fart, squeak or pop gas out of your ass, similar to a fart but with style.

"dayum i think i just wifted" "yes i smell the dolca and gabbana in the air"

wift by heatrash. December 28, 2009

wift 

inhale the gas from whipped cream so it makes you feel light headed.

i bought 2 bottles of whipped cream so i could go wifting

wift by sour o_O March 12, 2004

wift 

The beard of an asian man. Usually pretty long and wispy in appearance.

I've heard it said that asians only grow wifts once they're like 70. Before that they can't even grow facial hair...

wift by Matt Wang December 27, 2008

Wift 

A living God. Who both exists and does not exist.

That Wift is amazing!
Go subscribe to Fakz Wift on youtube!

Wift by Wift June 1, 2017

Wift 

Watch it from there

You are too close to me watch it from there (wift).

Wift by Qxsc June 9, 2021

t-wift 

An acronym for the expression, (T)hat's (W)hat (I) (F)ucking (T)hought. Pronounced 'teewift'. Commonly verbalized in a hostile manner to express dominance, after one does whatever the speaker expects or desires.

Frank: Yo Jimmy, wanna get eats?
Jimmy: Gee Willikers! I would love to tag along, but first let me change my clothes.
Frank: Huh?
Jimmy: You see Frank, I like to wear tight clothing because it makes me look big. Don't tell anyone, but it's really just an optical illusion.
Frank: Jimmy you're absolutely right, go ahead and change. I'd rather look like a douchebag than a pussy, too!
Both: Hahaha...
Dave: Oh, you guys are leaving for the Pub? I'll go with you.
Frank: Ummmm, did either of us invite you Dave?
Dave: Do I have to be invited to go out to eat?
Frank: Hey Dave, how about you answer my fucking question before you bring up another one. You gotta listen Dave...pay fucking attention to the words that come out of my mouth!
Dave: ...I wasn't invited.......fuck you Frank! You're always such a dick to me, and I never do anything to deserve it.
Frank: Actually Dave, I'm just keeping it real. When you fucking come at me, spitting fucking inquiries in my face, I'm not gonna back down.
Dave: You know what, fuck this! I don't even want to argue with you anymore.
Frank: Fucking t-wift bitch, walk away!

t-wift by The Chuckle Monster May 8, 2009