The wift of garlic and herbs trickling through the air while the soft romantic music plays in the backgrund!
by Wift July 11, 2017
The male equivalent of queefing.
An fart-like occurence from the penis.
Caused by a vacuum-like intake of air, usually when a foreign object is inserted in the jap's eye.
An example of wifting would be an emission of wind from the penis during an act like "One Man One Screwdriver."
An fart-like occurence from the penis.
Caused by a vacuum-like intake of air, usually when a foreign object is inserted in the jap's eye.
An example of wifting would be an emission of wind from the penis during an act like "One Man One Screwdriver."
"Did you see that man shove a screwdriver up his cock? Imagine the wifting..."
"Excuse me, did you just wift??"
"FS, you're such a wifter."
"What was that noise?!" "Sorry, I wifted."
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"Excuse me, did you just wift??"
"FS, you're such a wifter."
"What was that noise?!" "Sorry, I wifted."
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by Mierney June 6, 2010
WIFTing is WhatsApp-Instagram-Facebook-Twitter stalking of someone on the aforementioned social media networks.
James decided not to go out with his friends because he was too busy WIFTing Angela.
Adam: Dude, I didn't sleep all night.
Sean: Why? You weren't WIFTing Cindy were you?
Adam: Yea man, all networks, i WIFTed her all night.
Adam: Dude, I didn't sleep all night.
Sean: Why? You weren't WIFTing Cindy were you?
Adam: Yea man, all networks, i WIFTed her all night.
by xclaver March 30, 2013
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by sour o_O March 13, 2004
I've heard it said that asians only grow wifts once they're like 70. Before that they can't even grow facial hair...
by Matt Wang May 14, 2007
An acronym for the expression, (T)hat's (W)hat (I) (F)ucking (T)hought. Pronounced 'teewift'. Commonly verbalized in a hostile manner to express dominance, after one does whatever the speaker expects or desires.
Frank: Yo Jimmy, wanna get eats?
Jimmy: Gee Willikers! I would love to tag along, but first let me change my clothes.
Frank: Huh?
Jimmy: You see Frank, I like to wear tight clothing because it makes me look big. Don't tell anyone, but it's really just an optical illusion.
Frank: Jimmy you're absolutely right, go ahead and change. I'd rather look like a douchebag than a pussy, too!
Both: Hahaha...
Dave: Oh, you guys are leaving for the Pub? I'll go with you.
Frank: Ummmm, did either of us invite you Dave?
Dave: Do I have to be invited to go out to eat?
Frank: Hey Dave, how about you answer my fucking question before you bring up another one. You gotta listen Dave...pay fucking attention to the words that come out of my mouth!
Dave: ...I wasn't invited.......fuck you Frank! You're always such a dick to me, and I never do anything to deserve it.
Frank: Actually Dave, I'm just keeping it real. When you fucking come at me, spitting fucking inquiries in my face, I'm not gonna back down.
Dave: You know what, fuck this! I don't even want to argue with you anymore.
Frank: Fucking t-wift bitch, walk away!
Jimmy: Gee Willikers! I would love to tag along, but first let me change my clothes.
Frank: Huh?
Jimmy: You see Frank, I like to wear tight clothing because it makes me look big. Don't tell anyone, but it's really just an optical illusion.
Frank: Jimmy you're absolutely right, go ahead and change. I'd rather look like a douchebag than a pussy, too!
Both: Hahaha...
Dave: Oh, you guys are leaving for the Pub? I'll go with you.
Frank: Ummmm, did either of us invite you Dave?
Dave: Do I have to be invited to go out to eat?
Frank: Hey Dave, how about you answer my fucking question before you bring up another one. You gotta listen Dave...pay fucking attention to the words that come out of my mouth!
Dave: ...I wasn't invited.......fuck you Frank! You're always such a dick to me, and I never do anything to deserve it.
Frank: Actually Dave, I'm just keeping it real. When you fucking come at me, spitting fucking inquiries in my face, I'm not gonna back down.
Dave: You know what, fuck this! I don't even want to argue with you anymore.
Frank: Fucking t-wift bitch, walk away!
by The Chuckle Monster May 9, 2009