wifeopath

A woman who has transformed from the sweet, lovely, kind, understanding person the husband thought she was on the wedding day, to a cold, calculating, heartless, selfish harpie after a long or short period of marriage.

A latent female psychopath, that is only discovered to be one after a a period of marriage.

Helmut: What happened last night? You left in a hurry.
Didier: Sorry 'bout that. The wife had had a bottle of wine before we came out, and decided that 10.50 on a Friday night was a perfect time to tell me, completely out of the blue, that she she was not happy, and wants to live on her own.
Helmut: Thats rough.
Didier: Yes it is. When we got home, she shouted at me for half an hour because the barmaid was female, and threw a lightbulb at my head.
Helmut: She sounds like a wifeopath!

wifeopath by hubopath May 15, 2006

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Wifeopotamus

A hugely fat wife, whether it be because she's postpartum or just because she's fat.

John: "Damn dude, did you see that wifeopotamus?"
Nick: "Yeah dude she must've been a good four bills."
John: "She had her husband by a good 250."

Wifeopotamus by OatsNCrunchies January 12, 2010

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wifeocate

To make one's wife. To marry.

Ryan: Dude kaylee is soo chill, and sexy as hell.

Jared: Yeah bro she's got a good personality AND a good ass.

Ryan: I totally want to wifeocate her.

wifeocate by cowmanthethird August 20, 2012

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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