wifeopath 

A woman who has transformed from the sweet, lovely, kind, understanding person the husband thought she was on the wedding day, to a cold, calculating, heartless, selfish harpie after a long or short period of marriage.

A latent female psychopath, that is only discovered to be one after a a period of marriage.

Helmut: What happened last night? You left in a hurry.
Didier: Sorry 'bout that. The wife had had a bottle of wine before we came out, and decided that 10.50 on a Friday night was a perfect time to tell me, completely out of the blue, that she she was not happy, and wants to live on her own.
Helmut: Thats rough.
Didier: Yes it is. When we got home, she shouted at me for half an hour because the barmaid was female, and threw a lightbulb at my head.
Helmut: She sounds like a wifeopath!

wifeopath by hubopath May 22, 2006

wifeopath 

A woman who has transformed from the sweet, lovely, kind, understanding person the husband thought she was on the wedding day, to a cold, calculating, heartless, selfish harpie after a long or short period of marriage.

A latent female psychopath, that is only discovered to be one after a a period of marriage.

Helmut: What happened last night? You left in a hurry.
Didier: Sorry 'bout that. The wife had had a bottle of wine before we came out, and decided that 10.50 on a Friday night was a perfect time to tell me, completely out of the blue, that she she was not happy, and wants to live on her own.
Helmut: Thats rough.
Didier: Yes it is. When we got home, she shouted at me for half an hour because the barmaid was female, and threw a lightbulb at my head.
Helmut: She sounds like a wifeopath!

wifeopath by hubopath May 15, 2006

Wifeopotamus 

A hugely fat wife, whether it be because she's postpartum or just because she's fat.

John: "Damn dude, did you see that wifeopotamus?"
Nick: "Yeah dude she must've been a good four bills."
John: "She had her husband by a good 250."

Wifeopotamus by OatsNCrunchies January 12, 2010

wifeocate 

To make one's wife. To marry.

Ryan: Dude kaylee is soo chill, and sexy as hell.

Jared: Yeah bro she's got a good personality AND a good ass.

Ryan: I totally want to wifeocate her.

wifeocate by cowmanthethird August 20, 2012