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A text message that you send from a wifi hot spot from your smartphone. You would have texted them the normal way but your in a different country at the moment and you can't afford roaming charges. A wifihi conversation is usually extremely short and to the point.
You:"Hey I'm almost in florida for New Years I'll ttyl"
Her:"When did you even leave? I thought we had plans and now your just sending me a wifihi?"
You:"Sorryyy Babe..."
wifihi by liamthehotmale December 29, 2010
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The act of trolling an area with your laptop in hand trying to pick up a free WIFI signal.
I went wifishing in my friend's apartment but the only signal I could catch was in the bathroom.
wifishing by BroncoBingham April 27, 2006

wikihistorian 

1. One who rewrites history to fit the popular view regardless of the facts.
2. One who reports opinion as fact.

Wikipedia, the online encyclopedia written by users, is criticized for its accuracy because some entries are based popular opinion rather than fact.
The guy who reports for Fox News is a real wikihistorian.
wikihistorian by John Graham December 20, 2006

WiFiwiggle 

Walking around a premise or surface, measuring the strenght of a WiFi network's signal. Signal Strength measurement by hand/foot, Shakeing the behind of a person holding a WiFi Device
David is doing the WifiWiggle
WiFiwiggle by Eric de Groot December 26, 2011

wificide 

1)When a husband kills his wife
(pronounced wife-e-cide)

2) When someone kills a wireless internet connection
(pronounced why-fi-cide)

3) When someones stops an something from smelling.
(pronounced Wiff-e-cide)
Example 1:1)
Officer Dan: Look at the bloody footprints leading away from the murder, this is a clear cut case of wificide.

Example 1:2)
Mike: Haha if that bitch(his wife) ever forgets my laundry again and I have to go to work in dirty clothes, a wificide is going to happen at 93 mirk st.(his address).

Example 2:1)
Chris: Fucking Damn Hackers commiting wificide on my network, they will pay for this

Example 2:2)
Matt: haha, I commited wificide on chris's network, I bet that bitch is mad as hell!

Example 3:1)
Sam: Damn that toliet stinks, someone get out the wificide
wificide by Pro-Intel April 21, 2008

wifigina 

When one accesses internet porn on a mobile device to mastrubate to.
Friend "I hope you made yourself at home on my couch last night.
Guest " Yes thank you. I even for some wifigina off my iPad.
wifigina by Bauxb September 21, 2017

Wifihate 

Wifihate
‘Wifihate’means when you discriminate on someone’s WiFi being not up to standard.

Nicole/Tendai:“Hey your Connection is moving Mad , change it man!“
Jasmine:”Naah bruv stop WiFihating”
Wifihate by Jasmine kg July 29, 2020
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