wifishing

The act of trolling an area with your laptop in hand trying to pick up a free WIFI signal.

I went wifishing in my friend's apartment but the only signal I could catch was in the bathroom.

wifishing by BroncoBingham April 27, 2006

Vietnamese wishing well 

When you spit inside of someone's gaping butthole

He pulled out and finished her off that good ol' Vietnamese wishing well

Vietnamese wishing well by Nsw16 December 27, 2018

Nigger Wishing 

Expressing hopes or desires for something which is unrealistic to obtain or achieve.

Person1: I really think that hot girl wants to go out with me
Person2: Yeah right, quit your nigger wishing, it will never happen.

Nigger Wishing by Boomer58 August 4, 2009

Wishing Tree 

A tree where anyhting (including magic) can happen, at any time for any reason.

"Have you been up in my Wishing Tree...? Its where i come to think and dream, And now i'd like to show you my, wishing tree *SHAMONE* Where we can laugh and giggle and scream *EEE HEE!*...
(Taken from South Park, "The Jeffersons")

Wishing Tree by Krandell October 23, 2006

Tennessee Wishing Well 

A large cocktail made from all the bodily fluids that one human body has produced. When ingested, it summons Kolgorathnokterranonklus, Great God of Immoral wishes. Once he appears, you may petition him to grant your most "unconventional" wish (e.g. sex with a cousin, eradication of the banana minority, etc.). Beware, though, for the granting of this wish will come with no unintended consequences--except the occasional appearance of a small child's face on one's elbows.

I used a Tennessee Wishing Well to become god-king of Palestine the other day.

Hey man, can i drink from your Tennessee Wishing Well?

Tennessee Wishing Well by AllabobibTheGlutton May 23, 2016

Schmilkers wishing well 

The act surprising a recipient by peeing in their anus following anal intercourse

I got the schmilkers wishing well last night.

Schmilkers wishing well by Things hooligans say May 24, 2020

Wishing Star

A star that everyone is familiar with and gives false hope to people on their knees, but never grants any wishes because it is owned by Disney.

Disney owned the Wishing Star ever since the release of Pinocchio, and many other Happiness-related items.

The Wishing Star does exist outside of Fairy Tales! You'll find a shimmer of it inside of Disney theme parks for at least $73 per person as of September 29 2010.

Wishing Star by TripleRainbow September 30, 2010