wiffing

When your teammate is tryna trash talk you in a video game even tho he was the reason yall loss

Me: staunchyy stop wiffing
staunchyy: bro your such a ball chaser
Me: you literally set up shots for the other team

by lil toshi January 22, 2021

wiffington

matty windles smelly breath

they shud call u sir wiffington

by matty windle the gimp October 13, 2010

Wilfing

Surfing the Web with no particular purpose, often due to extreme boredom. Derived from the phrase Wwilf(meaning "What was I looking for?").

Person 1:"Hey, aren't you meant to be checking up on our homework assignment?"

Person 2: No, sorry. I'm Wilfing.

by Memasa December 24, 2008

Waffing

It's when Perry moves his fart into my direction with the use of his hand.... he waffs it!

Ah shit man stop waffing that fart in my direction... it's sick!

by Doppleganger1 June 21, 2011

wifing

when a guy decides to make one girl, his number one. At this point he will be talking about loving you, buying you stuff.

Extreme Wifing: moving in, marriage, kids, and *gulp* REAL commitment.

*Remember* using wifey, is more serious then girlfriend but much less than wife. Wife is usually associated with Extreme Wifing, & Marriage.

1) Yo, my girl Jenny is defiantly getting to be wifey material right now.

2) Jenny is such a great girlfriend I'm thinking about wifing her.

3) Mike! you know Jenny is a hoe! why would you want her wifed? so, she can cheat on you again?

by Sanjana Prem September 2, 2009

Wifling

Wifling is the act of a wife or girlfriend searching through their husband/boyfriend's things, often motivated by suspicion.

Stems from the merging of "wife" and "rifling".

Can also be used when a girl reads her man's texts.

Jenny started furiously wifling through Chris' wardrobe as soon as he left the room.

by Rob Vile March 31, 2010

wifeing championships

1. To turn down any and all requests to go out and have a good time with friends because you have to stay home with your significant other.

2. The act of cutting yourself off from the rest of the world at the request of your significant other.

The term applies whether your partner is a girlfriend, fiancé, wife, or just a cutty buddy.

Nick – Yo Daz, you want to catch a drink and watch the game tonight?
Dillon – Nah, I’m competing in the Wifeing Championships.
Nick – Really? C’mon you ain’t been out in like weeks, don’t you already have like 3 championship rings by now?
Dillon – Yeah, but now it’s game 7 tonight, cause it’s the season finale of Gray’s Anatomy.
Nick – Your stuff’s weak. Wizzeak!

by Mr. Nick Pappagorgio March 23, 2010