wiffington 

matty windles smelly breath

they shud call u sir wiffington

wiffington by matty windle the gimp October 13, 2010

Geoff Wigington 

Geoff Wigington, known as Glef, Geoffus, and countless other names is a very sweet gentleman, always so kind and caring, and a really great man. Can be found on tour or in Texas.

Someone: wow I love Geoff Wigington !!
Someone else: same, Geoff Wigington is sweet as fucc!

Geoff Wigington by devvoon May 15, 2018

Geoff Wigington 

everyone's favorite fucking dad, let's be real. also plays guitar in a band of lads called Waterparks.

I fucking LOVE Geoff Wigington.

Geoff Wigington by Awsten Knight April 10, 2019

wilmington early college high school 

Wilmington Early College High School is the personification in the material world of Plato's Republic. Creme de la creme.

The Cherry on top.
The Noodle, IN the kazoodle.
The Memes in the Tremes.
The starts in the seams of reality, the fabric of space and time which enamor ourselves to become amongst the best of beings in the Spiritual and Emotional Plane. TO which we call upon this subject, and to ordain these truths as to hold a conclusion upon a supernatural being, the likes of which we cannot perceive in our 3-dimensional tangible world. ~ David R. Lee.

"Suh Dude. You go to Wilmington Early College High School?"
". . .M Y M I N D I S T O O A E S T H E T I C F O R Y O U R M E A G E R Q U A N D A R I E S . . . "

wilmington early college high school by DayvvidEthanLee June 23, 2016

Wilmington 

A coastal city in North Carolina. Often described as "90,000 alcoholics camped out on a sand dune." Visitors are well advised to avoid drinking like the locals do.

How was your vacation to Wilmington?

It was great, but my doctor tells me I need a liver transplant.

Wilmington by PortCityBlitz August 21, 2013

stiffington bo biffington 

A cocktail, usually mixed in two 16-oz solo cups, which is made strong for the sole purpose of drinking oneself retarded. Also referred to as a "stiffington" or "stiffy" for short.

I can't wait until thursday so I can pick up some captain's and just rip stiffington bo biffingtons all night.

stiffington bo biffington by stiffington b. biffington January 21, 2009

winnington 

Winningtons are wonderfully weird people. They usually have huge families and have bad social cues. Winningtons are thankfully really good looking people with weird laughs. They have really a odd sense of humor and when they laugh its hard not to join in because they sound like farting pigs most of the time. But overall Winningtons are AMAZING people and you'd be pretty lucky to meet one.

Him - "Wow that Wiinnington over there makes me laugh"

Her - "Um why?"

Him - "she sounds like a farting pig HAHAHAHHAHA"

Her- *gives weird look *^leaves^*

Him - "Oh..."

Winnington - *HONNNKKHAHAHAHHAA*

winnington by Mary.J.M.Browm April 15, 2014