wifting

The male equivalent of queefing.
An fart-like occurence from the penis.
Caused by a vacuum-like intake of air, usually when a foreign object is inserted in the jap's eye.

An example of wifting would be an emission of wind from the penis during an act like "One Man One Screwdriver."

"Did you see that man shove a screwdriver up his cock? Imagine the wifting..."
"Excuse me, did you just wift??"
"FS, you're such a wifter."
"What was that noise?!" "Sorry, I wifted."

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by Mierney June 6, 2010

WIFTing

WIFTing is WhatsApp-Instagram-Facebook-Twitter stalking of someone on the aforementioned social media networks.

James decided not to go out with his friends because he was too busy WIFTing Angela.

Adam: Dude, I didn't sleep all night.
Sean: Why? You weren't WIFTing Cindy were you?
Adam: Yea man, all networks, i WIFTed her all night.

by xclaver March 30, 2013

wiffington

matty windles smelly breath

they shud call u sir wiffington

by matty windle the gimp October 13, 2010

Fart wafting

Fart wafting is a way to share your fart with other people..or if you just feel like a cheeky sniff of the badboy yourself. The conventional way to "fart waft" is to cup your hand slightly and use mainly the wrist to waft the fart away. The more experianced fart wafters tend to put backspin and better wrist movements to help the fart travel. If you want to share your fart to many people then some fart wafters tend to use a book, magazine or folder of some kind.

after letting of a massive fart, gaymouth did some fart wafting.

by Alfred Alan December 8, 2010

wifing

when a guy decides to make one girl, his number one. At this point he will be talking about loving you, buying you stuff.

Extreme Wifing: moving in, marriage, kids, and *gulp* REAL commitment.

*Remember* using wifey, is more serious then girlfriend but much less than wife. Wife is usually associated with Extreme Wifing, & Marriage.

1) Yo, my girl Jenny is defiantly getting to be wifey material right now.

2) Jenny is such a great girlfriend I'm thinking about wifing her.

3) Mike! you know Jenny is a hoe! why would you want her wifed? so, she can cheat on you again?

by Sanjana Prem September 2, 2009

Cunny wafting

Aka 'Wafting the cunny'...A simple yet potent manoeuvre whereby the individual (usually female) cups a hand between the legs and with a steady dragging motion wafts the natural odour of her vagina (aka 'cunny') towards an unsuspecting victim/grateful recipient.

My eyes are still burning from all that cunny wafting at breakfast.

I've never known anyone to be so good at cunny wafting...even from a distance it was like eating a fillet-o-fish.

by Smelly Flaps January 19, 2009

Wifling

Wifling is the act of a wife or girlfriend searching through their husband/boyfriend's things, often motivated by suspicion.

Stems from the merging of "wife" and "rifling".

Can also be used when a girl reads her man's texts.

Jenny started furiously wifling through Chris' wardrobe as soon as he left the room.

by Rob Vile March 31, 2010