Wilfing 

Surfing the Web with no particular purpose, often due to extreme boredom. Derived from the phrase Wwilf(meaning "What was I looking for?").

Person 1:"Hey, aren't you meant to be checking up on our homework assignment?"

Person 2: No, sorry. I'm Wilfing.

Wilfing by Memasa December 24, 2008

Wilfing 

Bringing up a random a topic or subject for no damn rhyme or reason.

Clayton: Grace texted me and was like "I'm getting in the shower" and i'm like "Can I get in with you"
Me: Wilfing

Wilfing by Shady Brady August 30, 2012

Wilfing 

Fingering ones own asshole and simultaneously peeing into ones mouth.

Bro, my friend recently told me about wilfing, and I cant stop! Its so much better than jerking off.

Wilfing by Jackinthebox52 February 15, 2024

lord willing

Typically spoken by Christians, this means that it will happen if it is in God's plan. If God wants it to happen, it will happen. It ultimately shows that the person saying it trusts God to have control.

Lord willing, we are going to Alaska next month.

lord willing by theblackparader March 10, 2016

grid willing 

grid willing- idiom questioning the stability of the Texas energy grid

Grid willing, we'll still have power when it freezes

This cold front coming to Texas isn't as bad as last time. We'll be OK, grid willing

If Ted Cruz goes to Cancun again, grid willing the movie on his flight will be Y Tu Mama Tambien, Zootopia, or Brokeback Mountain

grid willing by PajamaSutra December 21, 2022

Young, Willing & Fresh 

An Albanian man (pseudo Greek) who stalks women over the age of 18 and try his ways with them.......................even the Priests are so pissed off with him that they turf him out of the churches.

Dimitris G: Pater Pater Pater..................Young, Willing & Fresh!!!
Priest: You sick Albanian Shit, why would you say such things...............please stop coming to church to annoy me.

Young, Willing & Fresh by Greek_Cypriot February 15, 2022

wilmington early college high school 

Wilmington Early College High School is the personification in the material world of Plato's Republic. Creme de la creme.

The Cherry on top.
The Noodle, IN the kazoodle.
The Memes in the Tremes.
The starts in the seams of reality, the fabric of space and time which enamor ourselves to become amongst the best of beings in the Spiritual and Emotional Plane. TO which we call upon this subject, and to ordain these truths as to hold a conclusion upon a supernatural being, the likes of which we cannot perceive in our 3-dimensional tangible world. ~ David R. Lee.

"Suh Dude. You go to Wilmington Early College High School?"
". . .M Y M I N D I S T O O A E S T H E T I C F O R Y O U R M E A G E R Q U A N D A R I E S . . . "

wilmington early college high school by DayvvidEthanLee June 23, 2016