wifesexual 

when you are only attracted to your wife and when you will only ever be attracted to your beautiful wife.

me: “sorry, not sorry random girl hitting on me at the bar; im wifesexual. i love my lovely wife so much and will only ever be attracted to her and only her.”

wifesexual by bigbaiierbro July 22, 2024

Wifisexual 

A new type of sexuality, much like being Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual, etc. Except now, being Wifisexual is when you are so invested in the internet, that you can say you love it. And that you have a strong bond, deeming it as a close friend.

If you are Wifisexual, you often find yourself spending 8+ hours a day on the internet, primarily Tumblr, and could not live without it. The internet has also become a main part of your life. And if you could marry the internet, you would.

Survey: "What is your sexuality? Gay, Bisexual, Straight, Lesbian or Other. Please list what you are if you chose Other."

Me: "Other. I am wifisexual."

Wifisexual by J4keSully January 5, 2013

Waifusexual

A male or female who is interested in anime girls2D waifus and don't care much about real life 3D girls as they value 2D over 3D.In a short definition a weeb or a cultured person in whichever way or perspective you wish to see.Most People of this sexuality are asexuals.

Person 1:Hey man what sexuality are you?
Weeb:I belong to waifusexual sexuality.
Person1:Interesting..Tell me more

Waifusexual by xZeno_ June 10, 2020

wilsexual 

where you in love with wilbur soot

"dude I think i'm wilsexal" said Lucas "what your in love with wilbur soot!" said Brandon "I am being defined as wilsexual" said Lucas

wilsexual by PensAndPens May 13, 2020

wokesexual 

The highest form of woke is bending your sexuality to virtue signal that you are in the woke mob.

Castro SF, is the wokesexual capitol. Find former men and women flashing BLM butt plugs in broad daylight, and the highest genders per capita in the world.

wokesexual by wokeisha February 15, 2022

Wissexuality

The sexual attraction towards toxic masculinity.

Comes with a strong feeling of arousal towards toxic sociopaths and vile douchebags.

Katy is such a wissexual, she only dates total jerks who treat her like shit, wissexuality is so weird.

Her intense wisssexuality made her see all his red flags as total goals.

“ nhab” said the wissexual thot as the sociopathic douchebag peed on her.

Wissexuality by PoorAlgerian January 8, 2020

Wadesexual 

Wadesexual is the sexuality of not caring or giving any notion to the idea of physical and imaginative genders/sexualaties, Wadesexual is the idea of not wanting to be assigned by something that isnt related to your plain of excistense which means that you are on a higher plain and dont belong to the notion of others opinions regarding to your sexual orientation etc.

There are different forms of Wadesexual such as Waderomantic and Wadegender which follow the same guidlines regarding that this excistence does not have a restrain on your sexual orientation, Wadesexual is also a term used regarding the romantic and undying love for an individual with blond hair, named Wade or someone who is blue eyed.

Mum I need to tell you something, im, Wadesexual for this boy in class and all I want is him and nothing else!

Wadesexual by GodWade December 16, 2021