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Waifusexual

A male or female who is interested in anime girls2D waifus and don't care much about real life 3D girls as they value 2D over 3D.In a short definition a weeb or a cultured person in whichever way or perspective you wish to see.Most People of this sexuality are asexuals.
Person 1:Hey man what sexuality are you?
Weeb:I belong to waifusexual sexuality.
Person1:Interesting..Tell me more
Waifusexual by xZeno_ June 10, 2020
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Waifusexual

A male or female who is interested in anime girls 2D waifus and don't care much about 3D girls as they value 2D Girls over 3D girls.In a short definition a weeb or a cultured person in whichever way or perspective you wish to see.
Person 1:Hey man what sexuality are you?
Weeb:I belong to waifusexual sexuality.
Person1:Interesting..Tell me more
Waifusexual by xZeno_ June 10, 2020
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WaifuSexual

Female's who perfer 2D woman over 3D woman. It isn't lesbian. You just happen to like anime titties instead.
Me: "I am waifusexual!" *as a girl*

Friend: "what's that?"

Me: "I like 2D females.. Though I am not attracted to real females."
WaifuSexual by Bunnishu March 29, 2019

Wifisexual 

A new type of sexuality, much like being Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual, etc. Except now, being Wifisexual is when you are so invested in the internet, that you can say you love it. And that you have a strong bond, deeming it as a close friend.

If you are Wifisexual, you often find yourself spending 8+ hours a day on the internet, primarily Tumblr, and could not live without it. The internet has also become a main part of your life. And if you could marry the internet, you would.
Survey: "What is your sexuality? Gay, Bisexual, Straight, Lesbian or Other. Please list what you are if you chose Other."

Me: "Other. I am wifisexual."
Wifisexual by J4keSully January 5, 2013

wifesexual 

when you are only attracted to your wife and when you will only ever be attracted to your beautiful wife.
me: “sorry, not sorry random girl hitting on me at the bar; im wifesexual. i love my lovely wife so much and will only ever be attracted to her and only her.”
wifesexual by bigbaiierbro July 22, 2024
Word of the Day on October 31, 2024
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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